Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der...

Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der se SITI baja raha tha
aap ruki q nhi"? BUDHIYA-"Beta ab meri siti sun kar rukne ki umar hai
kya"??

Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi

Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi hai? Girl-tere ghar...
boy-mein b aata hun... Girl-aaja besharam, ammi ko bataungi apni behan
ko chedta hai

Naughty sms: Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi Chudel, Prde-k-...

Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi
Chudel, Prde-k-piche sr-kti Lash, In sbki trf dhyan mt dena, Aaram se
sona. Good night :-)

Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to

Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to achche-achche ke haath me
katora pakada dunga.
Papa:- Well said.! Par wo kaise.?
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Beta:-Gol Gappe bechunga :P

Success and Excuses do not talk to each other...

Success and Excuses do not talk to each other. So if you give Excuses,
forget about Success and If you want Success, forget about
Excuses....hv a gd day ..

Smart qoute: Progress has little to do with the speed but...

Progress has little to do with the speed but much to do with
direction. So always concentrate on your direction, not on the speed.
Good day.

Punjabi sms: Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai

Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai
1 Jisne paida kia
1 Jisne padhaya
1 Sasu Maa
1 Wo jiske bare me mumy kehti h
OYE KANJRA ah RAAT de 2 vaje KEHRI MAA NAL GALLAN MARI JANA

Reply sms : "Cool Question" Agar mere bare me koi aap se 3 baten puche..

"Cool Question"
Agar mere bare me koi aap se 3 baten puche to kya bataoge..
1: _______
2: _______
3: _______
Jo dil me ho batao..
Frwd to ur frnds n get rplies

Lovely qoute: “A man sooner or later discovers that he is the...

"A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his
soul, the director of his life."Sep

Qoute on belieaving on your vison: “We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream....

"We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be
weaving, and we all have the power to make wishes come true, as long
as we keep believing."

Nice qoute : “The best and most beautiful things in this...

"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or
even heard, but must be felt with the heart."