Happy new year celebration: 2011 Here We Come!!!!!!!

2011 Here We Come!!!!!!!

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Wishing U in advance An Extremely Joyous N Exceedingly Prosperous 2011!!!!!

Happy 2011 year.: A beautiful year is waiting for u, Walk wid AIM,

A beautiful year is waiting for u,
Walk wid AIM,
Run wid CONFIDENCE,
Fly wid ur ACHIEVEMENTS.
May u hve a lovely year ahead.!
Happy 2011 year...

Happy New Year 2011: Little keys open big locks,Simple words reflect great thoughts..

Little keys open big locks,Simple words reflect great thoughts..Your
smile can cure heart blocks,So keep on smiling it rocks..Wish u a very
Happy New Year 2011!

HAPPY NEW YEAR: Lamha-Lamha Ye Waqt Gujar Jayega

Lamha-Lamha Ye Waqt Gujar Jayega
Bas aab Naya Saal Ajayega
Abhi Se Naye Saal Ki Badhai Lelo
Warna Ye Silsila aam Ho Jayega HAPPY NEW YEAR

Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye"

Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye" Dr- "Main OBC quota se
doctor bana hoon, is bar operation agar safal hua to mere liye varna
tumhare liye..."

Naughty new year sms: INVITATION 2all my Frnds-

INVITATION 2all my Frnds-
NEW YEAR party
On 31st Dec 2010
At-Shaan-E Hall,67th Floor,
Burj-E-Kalefa DUBAI
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega Jarur ana
HPY NEW YEAR

naughty new year sms : H A P P Y N E . . .

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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di. Aaj panchait bulaai hai.

Agle k ghar kalesh ho gaya or aap naye
saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho???

O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din

O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din baad Dunia ki 6 bhikari
Companies
TATA
RELIANCE
AIRTEL
BSNL
VODA
IDEA
apni apni aukat pe aa jaengi..!

Santa got confused while filling Aplication form;

Santa got
confused
while filling
Aplication form;
He asked
his father:
MotherTongue
me kya likhu?
Dad just
Replied:
very long
Likh dey.....

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya
Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi
Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai
3rd tym vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya
Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya
Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:yes
Sardar:us kamini ko bhej yaha,
me rasta bhul gaya hu..

Happy New year: We have come to d last days of d year..

We have come to d last days of d year..
Just felt i should thank everyone who made me smile this year n U r
one of dem..So here's a big THANK U....