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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Naughty sms : Car manufacturer's wife delivered a baby.

Car manufacturer's wife delivered a baby.
Wife sends SMS 2 husband- ur New Vehicle came out.
Husband SMSed & asked- "WITH GEAR or WITHOUT GEAR"?

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Home remedies: Winter lip care

Winter is that season which requirs skin care of complete body and a
special care of your face. Lips are the inmp portion of your face
which really needs a special care. Coz lips r one of the most
sensitive part of body to be taken care off as they get much dry in
winter season as compared to other parts of body. Hwre are some of the
very useful home remedies tips to keep your lips nourished n healthy
in winter season.
1) The skin on lips lack oil glads hence they tend to get dry n
cracked easily. You have to take special care of your lips to maintian
its requiste moisture level.
2) Always remove lipstick from lips before sleep n also apply some
massaage with a good quality of clarified butter.
3) Dip a black tea bag in wqarm water and press it on lips for three
to four minutes. This increase moisture level on skin of lips.
4)You sould alos have ahealthy diet with gud source of vitamin B. A
gud intake of vitamin B will nourish your lips and you will never face
cracked lips.
5) Drink a lot of water, to hydrate your skin. This will keep your
lips better and your body as well.

UNBEATABLE qoutes: "Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart But Keep Me In Ur Brain Because The..

UNBEATABLE qoutes: "Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart But Keep Me In Ur Brain
Because The Bigger Empty Place Gives Much Comfort To Me..." gdmrng

Right combination and proportion of food

Everthing absorbed by five sense like mouth ( food, water), nose
(breath, smell), ear (chanting, sweet music), skin( sunlight) , eys (
nature) is food. When we consume food in inadequate amounts, it
increase production of toxin whoch is harmful for our body. Having
rigjt food is the intial step for achiveving healyhy life. But just
havin right fud is nt enough , right combinatin , proportion of food
is also inmportant for an individual.
Most of the desease are a sesult of inedicute food or not having fud
in proper manner.
Specific fud nutitiove value is decided
, Depening on its taste and atribute.
Ayurveda has three main focuses: healing, prevention and health care.
This medical science is method of personalising food for each person '
healing process.
Ayurveda style cooking is a rational way to prepare food keeping in
mind the dietary need of an individual based on diff body type.
Ayurveda categorises fud in to three categories:
1) Satvic fud
2)Rajasic fud
3)Tamasic fud
These type of food have differnt affect on the body and mind.
1) Sattva :-
Sattva is a quality of mind which induces clarity, harmony n balance.

Satvic fud :-
The following fud promotes satva
Fresh fruit n vegetables, salads, fresh fruit juices, cereals, herbal
tea, fresh cow milk, dry fruits,nuts, honey, all spices and frshly
cooked food.

2) Rajas:I
A quality of mind which induces energy and action. The need to create.
Rajastic food;-
The followin
Ready to eat canned food, basmati rice, saour cream, paneer,
ice-cream, yeast,sugar, picles, vinegar, garlic, onion and salted fud.

Tamas: tamas is a quality of mind which evokes darkness, innertia,
resistence and grounding. The need to stop.
Tamsic:-
The following fud
Alchohol, beef,chicken, fish,pork, eggs, frozen food, microwaveed
food,mushroom, drugs, tea, coffee, fried food, fried nuts.

Home remedy : Diarrhea

1) Drink fresh butter milk with cummin seed powder and salt as much as possible.
2) Do not eat outside food.
When problem is mild or under control eat khichdi made from masur dal
and rise with curd.
3) Curd 200 gm, raw cane sugar 100 gm,cardamom powder 1\4 tsp.nutmeg
pwder 1 pinch.strain water from curd. Now add all other ingredients in
this water abd drink it 1, r times which will naturally decrease
diarrhea and bleeding within 2 to 3 days.
4) Cooked rice 1 cup, curd 2,3 tsp, ginger powder 1/2 tsp, cumin pwder
1/4 tsp. Mix well and eat.

All these steps will help you recover soon, however if the problem
still persist or is critical please visit your docter for medical
help.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye"

Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye" Dr- "Main OBC quota se
doctor bana hoon, is bar operation agar safal hua to mere liye varna
tumhare liye..."