Sholey sms : GABAR: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate vakht dekha

GABAR: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate vakht dekha
VIRU: Kute kameene mai tera khoon pee jaunga
GABBAR: chirkut ro mat, mai naha raha tha basanti ja rahi thi..

Funny Shayeri sms : Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam?

MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam...

Doc-aapke 3 daant kaise tute? santa-wife ne...

Doc-aapke 3 daant kaise tute? santa-wife ne sukha halwa banaya tha,
woh khaya. Dr-toh khane se mana kr dete. Santa-toh 32 ke 32 tut jaate.

2 Sardar train k piche baag rhe the.. 1chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kha

2 Sardar train k piche baag rhe the..
1chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kha
"WELL DONE"

Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aaya tha.;-)

Morning is da best tym 2 greet 'special pple'coz

Mrng is da best tym 2 greet 'special pple'coz da remaining hours soon
will b busy... So let me say hello,take care & keep on smiling.
Gud Mrng.:-)

Funny Shayeri sms : Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge...

Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge ;

Gaur Kijiye..
Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge;

1 Cup khud piyenge aur
1 Cup aapko Pilayenge !
WAH TAJ...

Love sms : The best relation is d one in which u feel free...

The best relation is d one in which u feel free to show even ur
negative side n still hav d hope dat it wil strengthen ur
relationship....!!

A humrous message wid serious theme!

As ratio of Girls is decreasing
So in coming years
Names on marrige cards might be as this one..
Rajiv&Sumit
Weds
Monali

A humrous msg wid serious theme!

Naughty punjabi sms : Punjabi ve kini ajib bhasha hai.

Punjabi ve kini ajib bhasha hai.

Ik chhote bacche nu nanga dekh k aadmi pucchda hai.

" oye Ajj teri maa ne kachhi ni payee?"

Reply sms : Let me read ur mind Which 1 do u like?

Let me read ur mind
Which 1 do u like?
1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black universe
4.Red sunset
5.Green grass
6.Pink rose
Select any &I'l giv its meaning

Funny sms : Air hostes'Pathan se-sir aap kya lena pasand karenge?

Air hostes'Pathan se-sir aap kya lena pasand karige?pathan-humare liye
tabeez wala chai lao! Air Hostes- abey akhrot ki aulaad, woh tabeez
nahi,dip tea hai.