Flirty sms : Girl:Papa 1 LaDka bar bar

Girl:Papa 1 LaDka bar bar
'I Love U' bolta h, kya krun?
Father:Beta us se shadi krle, Zindagi me agr dubara bol de to mera
Naam badal dena.

School sms : AT-Series presents: Mashoor Gayak "Pappu suppliyan wala" pesh karde ne..

AT-Series presents:

Mashoor Gayak "Pappu suppliyan wala" pesh karde ne..
Students de dardan nu byan kardi navi album

"DARD DEGREE DE"

Songs:
(Side A)
1. Naukri 1500 vali
2. College vich koi vi kudi na(sad version)
3. Chalo chaliye canteen mitro
4. Saanu maan STUDENT hon da

(Side B)
5. Internal rok layi yaran di
6. Chautha peg la k professor kutta
7. DEGREE 8 saalan di
8. Mitra ne top krna (comedy)
9. Parchi pkdi gyi mitran di (sad version)

Naughty sms : Miss:Jisne 1 lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe

Miss:Jisne 1 lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe kisS kare aur 2 lesson gaal pe.
1 bccha:Miss bistar bichalo?
MISS:kyu?

Baccha: mujhe puri book yaad hai...

Mother sms : M (mom) U (u live) M (many) M (more) Y (years)

M (mom)
U (u live)
M (many)
M (more)
Y (years)
Agar msg card ho to
Frwd this msg2ur 10 friends2make ur mother live a long life
I know u wil surely do!

Sholey sms : Mausi: yeh veeru sharab bahut peeta hai?

Mausi: yeh veeru sharab bahut peeta hai.
Jai: haan mausi, issey khansi bhi chali jati hai.
Mausi: woh kaisey?
Jai: jab sharab peeney se, ghar,bhahar, khet chaley gay to khansi kya
cheez hai .... :D

Funny shayri sms : "Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi agar pass kardeta to kya bat thi."

Girl 2 God

"Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi agar pass kardeta to kya bat thi."

God-

"kitabe to saari tere pass thi..Boyfrnd thode kam banati to kya bat thi"

Flirty sms: Why indian girls r not in sports?

Y indian girls r not in sports?

Only 10% r playng hockey,chess

Bcoz 90% r busy in playing wid boys.
Jaanu ye
,jaanu wo
, jaanu, jaanu,
jaan le lo jaanu ki.

Punjabi romance : 1 Baba roj gurdwre kirtan krda c,roz ek budi lal suit pa k aundi c, baba us nu pyar krda c.1

1 Baba roj gurdwre kirtan krda c,roz ek budi lal suit pa k aundi c,
baba us nu pyar krda c.1 din oh budi na ayi te baba kirtan krda kenda
"sab sangta ayiea g sade lal nazar n aunde" ose wele oh budi hara suit
pa ke a jandi e.baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya g vekh k sangta
haria bharia.

Reply sms : Three things in ME which U can never 4get.

Three things in ME which U can never 4get. ____ , ____ ,and ____ FiLL
in the BLanks.WaiTinG 4 an HonesT RepLy

Nice qoute: “There is no better exercise for your heart

"There is no better exercise for your heart than reaching down and
helping to lift someone up."

Life is like Making Tea,

Life is like Making Tea,
Boil your Ego,
Evaporate your Worries,
Dilute your Sorrows,
Filter your Mistakes &
Get Taste of HAPPINESS.
Gud Evening..