Santa banta sms : Ek bar santa or banta rajai me so rahe the to

Ek bar santa or banta rajai me so rahe the to santa bola yaar banta
PAAD mar or rajai garam karde.
Banta ne rajai me TATTI kardi or bola le aag hi laga di .

HAPPY LOHRI & MAKAR SAKRANTI.

Celebrate with..
Lots of enthusiasm &
Love in Hearts,
Eating Reories, Gagak, Popcorns
And Mumphalies !
HAPPY LOHRI & MAKAR SAKRANTI.

Punjabi style love story : Chuha aya Honda chla k,chuhi bethi jean pa

Chuha aya Honda chla k,chuhi bethi jean pa k,Chuhe ne chalya gear pa
k,chuhi digi nali ch ja k, chuha utreya gogls la k,fir ki chuhi ne
chuha kutya lama pa k...

Happy lohri: Mungfali di Khushbu te Gud di Mithaas,Makki....

Mungfali di Khushbu te Gud di Mithaas,Makki di Roti te Sarso da
Saag.Dil di Khushi te Apneya da Pyar,Mubarak Hove Tuhanu LOHRI DA
Teyohaar

HAPPY LORHI. Sms

('.') ('.') ('.') ('.')
<)) <)) <)) <))
LL LL LL LL
Ye lo apne bache, sambalo..sab k ghar ja kar abhi se LOHRI mang rhe
the. HAPPY LORHI.

Aashirwad Mile Bado Se,Sahyog Mile Apno Se Khushiyan Mile Rab Se...

Aashirwad Mile Bado Se,Sahyog Mile Apno Se Khushiyan Mile Rab Se,Pyar
Mile Sabse Aur IS "LOHRI" ki hardik subhkamnaye wo be sabse pahle hum
se.!...!...!.

Relationship qoute : "Some relations never demand personal Presence!

"Some relations never demand personal Presence!
Its the confidence in the relation which assures that when needed the
person will always b with u." Good Morng

Truth about love: Women fall in luv by wat dey hear..

Women fall in luv by wat dey hear,
Men fall in luv by wat dey see,
Datz y most of d women put make up & most of d men lie.. :)

Flirty sms : Girl:Papa 1 LaDka bar bar

Girl:Papa 1 LaDka bar bar
'I Love U' bolta h, kya krun?
Father:Beta us se shadi krle, Zindagi me agr dubara bol de to mera
Naam badal dena.

School sms : AT-Series presents: Mashoor Gayak "Pappu suppliyan wala" pesh karde ne..

AT-Series presents:

Mashoor Gayak "Pappu suppliyan wala" pesh karde ne..
Students de dardan nu byan kardi navi album

"DARD DEGREE DE"

Songs:
(Side A)
1. Naukri 1500 vali
2. College vich koi vi kudi na(sad version)
3. Chalo chaliye canteen mitro
4. Saanu maan STUDENT hon da

(Side B)
5. Internal rok layi yaran di
6. Chautha peg la k professor kutta
7. DEGREE 8 saalan di
8. Mitra ne top krna (comedy)
9. Parchi pkdi gyi mitran di (sad version)

Naughty sms : Miss:Jisne 1 lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe

Miss:Jisne 1 lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe kisS kare aur 2 lesson gaal pe.
1 bccha:Miss bistar bichalo?
MISS:kyu?

Baccha: mujhe puri book yaad hai...