husband wife sms: Desi Patni(Wife)

Desi Patni(Wife)

 

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai

H: paraanthe?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai

H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: wo jo aap kaho

Sholey sms: Veeru: thakursaab, main aapka kaam kerunga, per sudha sudha mujey breakfast

Veeru: thakursaab, main aapka kaam kerunga, per sudha sudha mujey
breakfast bed pe chaiye.
Thakur: no problem, ramlal veeru ka bed dinning area main laga do :D

Example of Sweet relationship:- Small girl & boy

Example of Sweet relatnship:- Small girl & boy were crying 2gther.1man
askd-Why? Girl said "My doll hs broken"n boy says "I am crying bcz my
doll is crying".

Rajnikant sms : Boy: mummy mummy wOh Dekho Tut ta hua Tara

Boy: mummy mummy
wOh Dekho Tut ta hua Tara

Mummy: Nahi re Beta
aaj kal Koi bharosa nahi,

Patthar Feka Hoga Rajnikant Ne...

Gf\bf sms : Gal-wer's my b'day gift ?

Gal-where's my b'day gift ?
Boy-u c dat beautiful red car on d other side of d road??
Gal:excitingly)yes!
Boy-M goin 2 buy u a nailpolish of dat same color..;)gn

Priceless qoute : “For every day that there is sunshine, there..

"For every day that there is sunshine, there will be days of rain,
it's how we dance within them both that shows our love and pain. "Sep

Sholey sms : Thakur: ramlal, hum kahan ja rahen hain ?

Thakur: ramlal, hum kahan ja rahen hain ?
Ramlal driving the car: long drive per.
Thakur: acha? Tumney mujhey pehley kyon nahi bataya?
Ramlal: mujhey bhi abhi pata chala jab car ki break fail hogayi. :D

Friendship qoute: "Always Try to Spend few seconds for Your ...

"Always Try to Spend few seconds for Your Friends Even Wen You Are Busy.
Bcoz
One Day You Can Get Free Time But Not Your Friends Back"
so b in touch.. Gdmrng

MatHs pj. . . Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

MatHs pj. . .
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

wah wah.

usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

To mene b soch liya:
"TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH other.

Single ready to mingle : Dis is 1 of d best thought evr dedicating to evry single:

Dis is 1 of d best thought evr dedicating to evry single:

Enjoy ur life as much as u can (as single)
B'coz to become single again is so much painful..:-)

Love study: Based on psychologic study, a crush only lasts

Based on psychologic study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4
months. If it exceeds, you are already inlove.:-P