Flirty sms : Maa- beta,kya kar rahe ho..???

Maa- beta,kya kar rahe ho..???
Beta-"padh raha hu..."
maa-"Excellent...!! Kya padh rahe ho..??"
beta-"aapki hone vali bahu k msg..";-)

Nice qoutes : Future is not what we discover tomorrow, it is

Future is not what we discover tomorrow, it is the result of what we
do today. So do your best at present and find a better tomorrow.

Naughty sms : Govt has passed a new rule..!

Govt has passed a new rule..!

Beautiful girls and handsome boys have to pay personality tax..! Dont
smile i know you are safe..!

Oh my God..!

i have to pay..

Sholey sms : Basanti: unki....veeru, tum bahut acha dance kertey ho bus agar tum aapni do kamiyan dur..

Basanti: unki....veeru, tum bahut acha dance kertey ho bus agar tum
aapni do kamiyan dur ker lo to tumse acha koi dance nahi kerta.

Veeru: who do kamiya kya hai?

Basanti: tumharey do per.. :D

Sholey sms : Veeru : thakursaab,merepas gabar ko maarney ka plan hai per mereko koi bhav..

Veeru : thakursaab,merepas gabar ko maarney ka plan hai per mereko
koi bhav nahi deta... Koi meri baat nahi sunta.. Sab mujey ignore
kerte hain.

Thakur: hmmm. Ek kaam kro tum jao aur jay ko bulao. :D

Sholey sms : Thakur: ramlal, aaj kal tumhari bahut shikayat aa rahi hai.

Thakur: ramlal, aaj kal tumhari bahut shikayat aa rahi hai.
Ramlal: per mainey to kuch bhi nahi kara?
Thakur: haan yahi shikayat hai ki tum kuch bhi nahi kertey ho. :D

Sms punjabi tadka lagake: Hindi teacher-wo ek sunder ladki khadi hai.

Hindi teacher-wo ek sunder ladki khadi hai. Isko punjabi me convert
karo? student-O vekho saleo TOTAAA...

Rajnikant Funny quote " EVEN GHAJINI .....

EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI(Rajnikant))

husband wife sms: Desi Patni(Wife)

Desi Patni(Wife)

 

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai

H: paraanthe?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai

H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: wo jo aap kaho

Sholey sms: Veeru: thakursaab, main aapka kaam kerunga, per sudha sudha mujey breakfast

Veeru: thakursaab, main aapka kaam kerunga, per sudha sudha mujey
breakfast bed pe chaiye.
Thakur: no problem, ramlal veeru ka bed dinning area main laga do :D

Example of Sweet relationship:- Small girl & boy

Example of Sweet relatnship:- Small girl & boy were crying 2gther.1man
askd-Why? Girl said "My doll hs broken"n boy says "I am crying bcz my
doll is crying".