Santa banta sms : Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut hai, par gulab jaisa

Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut
hai, par gulab jaisa koi nhi, mere papa to bahut hai, par aap jaisa
koi nhi...

Bill gates and rajnikant : BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai...

BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai.

RAJNIKANT: Mere ghar me call karne ke liye kone me chale jao to
roaming lagti hai.:-)

Love sms : A kiri saw a box of gur, At the same time she saw a smart kira,

A kiri saw a box of gur,
At the same time she saw a smart kira,
Kiri leaves the gurr and follows the kira.

Why?

Bcz....Gurr nalo ishq mitha.

Naughty qoute : Good boys are found in every corner of the Earth!

Good boys are found in every corner of the Earth!

But

Unfortunately Earth Is Round.......

Sharabi sms : 1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. Agli Baar Aankh Chahe 1 Hi Dena, Par Liver 4 Dena:-)

Good morning sms : "WAKEUP ALARM" Apko ssuchit kiya jata hai ki apne ssone ki...

"WAKEUP ALARM"
Apko ssuchit kiya jata hai ki apne ssone ki limit cross karli hai.
Isse pehle k apke GHAR Wale laat mar k uthaye, apne aap uth jao
Gud mrng
SS

Flirty sms : Maa- beta,kya kar rahe ho..???

Maa- beta,kya kar rahe ho..???
Beta-"padh raha hu..."
maa-"Excellent...!! Kya padh rahe ho..??"
beta-"aapki hone vali bahu k msg..";-)

Nice qoutes : Future is not what we discover tomorrow, it is

Future is not what we discover tomorrow, it is the result of what we
do today. So do your best at present and find a better tomorrow.

Naughty sms : Govt has passed a new rule..!

Govt has passed a new rule..!

Beautiful girls and handsome boys have to pay personality tax..! Dont
smile i know you are safe..!

Oh my God..!

i have to pay..

Sholey sms : Basanti: unki....veeru, tum bahut acha dance kertey ho bus agar tum aapni do kamiyan dur..

Basanti: unki....veeru, tum bahut acha dance kertey ho bus agar tum
aapni do kamiyan dur ker lo to tumse acha koi dance nahi kerta.

Veeru: who do kamiya kya hai?

Basanti: tumharey do per.. :D

Sholey sms : Veeru : thakursaab,merepas gabar ko maarney ka plan hai per mereko koi bhav..

Veeru : thakursaab,merepas gabar ko maarney ka plan hai per mereko
koi bhav nahi deta... Koi meri baat nahi sunta.. Sab mujey ignore
kerte hain.

Thakur: hmmm. Ek kaam kro tum jao aur jay ko bulao. :D