Sunday, January 23, 2011

A boy proposes a grl- i love u,i cant leave without u,u r my life,i can do anything 4 ur love.

A boy proposes a grl-
i love u,i cant leave without u,u r my life,i can do anything 4 ur love.

Grl smile & says- Bhai,manne angrezi konni Aawe..;-)

Every new morning is a new page of life in

Every new morning is a new page of life in which v can create an
innovated oppurtunity for d future.So try 2 fill ur new page with
colorful memories.Gud mrng:-)

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Santa banta sms : Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut hai, par gulab jaisa

Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut
hai, par gulab jaisa koi nhi, mere papa to bahut hai, par aap jaisa
koi nhi...

Bill gates and rajnikant : BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai...

BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai.


RAJNIKANT: Mere ghar me call karne ke liye kone me chale jao to
roaming lagti hai.:-)

Love sms : A kiri saw a box of gur, At the same time she saw a smart kira,

A kiri saw a box of gur,
At the same time she saw a smart kira,
Kiri leaves the gurr and follows the kira.

Why?


Bcz....Gurr nalo ishq mitha.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sharabi sms : 1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. Agli Baar Aankh Chahe 1 Hi Dena, Par Liver 4 Dena:-)

Good morning sms : "WAKEUP ALARM" Apko ssuchit kiya jata hai ki apne ssone ki...

"WAKEUP ALARM"
Apko ssuchit kiya jata hai ki apne ssone ki limit cross karli hai.
Isse pehle k apke GHAR Wale laat mar k uthaye, apne aap uth jao
Gud mrng
SS

Flirty sms : Maa- beta,kya kar rahe ho..???

Maa- beta,kya kar rahe ho..???
Beta-"padh raha hu..."
maa-"Excellent...!! Kya padh rahe ho..??"
beta-"aapki hone vali bahu k msg..";-)

Nice qoutes : Future is not what we discover tomorrow, it is

Future is not what we discover tomorrow, it is the result of what we
do today. So do your best at present and find a better tomorrow.

Naughty sms : Govt has passed a new rule..!

Govt has passed a new rule..!

Beautiful girls and handsome boys have to pay personality tax..! Dont
smile i know you are safe..!

Oh my God..!

i have to pay..

अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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