Wise qoute: “Great opportunities to help others seldom come

"Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones come daily."

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se
nervously bola: "I love u.!"

GF- "Jor se Bolo''

Pujari- JAI MATA DI

Santa:EK kala bulb dena.

Santa:EK kala bulb dena.

Shopkeeper:BHAI sahab Kale bulb ka kya kroge?

Santa: YAR dopahar me andhera krke sone ka maza hi kuch Aur hai...

A boy proposes a grl- i love u,i cant leave without u,u r my life,i can do anything 4 ur love.

A boy proposes a grl-
i love u,i cant leave without u,u r my life,i can do anything 4 ur love.

Grl smile & says- Bhai,manne angrezi konni Aawe..;-)

Every new morning is a new page of life in

Every new morning is a new page of life in which v can create an
innovated oppurtunity for d future.So try 2 fill ur new page with
colorful memories.Gud mrng:-)

Santa banta sms : Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut hai, par gulab jaisa

Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut
hai, par gulab jaisa koi nhi, mere papa to bahut hai, par aap jaisa
koi nhi...

Bill gates and rajnikant : BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai...

BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai.

RAJNIKANT: Mere ghar me call karne ke liye kone me chale jao to
roaming lagti hai.:-)

Love sms : A kiri saw a box of gur, At the same time she saw a smart kira,

A kiri saw a box of gur,
At the same time she saw a smart kira,
Kiri leaves the gurr and follows the kira.

Why?

Bcz....Gurr nalo ishq mitha.

Naughty qoute : Good boys are found in every corner of the Earth!

Good boys are found in every corner of the Earth!

But

Unfortunately Earth Is Round.......

Sharabi sms : 1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. Agli Baar Aankh Chahe 1 Hi Dena, Par Liver 4 Dena:-)

Good morning sms : "WAKEUP ALARM" Apko ssuchit kiya jata hai ki apne ssone ki...

"WAKEUP ALARM"
Apko ssuchit kiya jata hai ki apne ssone ki limit cross karli hai.
Isse pehle k apke GHAR Wale laat mar k uthaye, apne aap uth jao
Gud mrng
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