Political humor : Teacher to one student:- if one wall cost 500 bucks for repairing with 10 labors hired on a daily wages, how much will be cost of repairing 5 walls?

Teacher to one student:- if one wall cost 500 bucks for repairing with 10 labors hired on a daily wages, how much will be cost of repairing  5 walls?
Student:- 50,000000 Bucks.
Teacher to student : what? what is your name?
student:- Suresh Kalmadi

When parents, Care for us, We call it as Restriction......

When parents,
Care for us,
We call it as
Restriction......

But

When Girlfriend,
Restrict us,
We call it as,
Caring...........

Good lesson learnt: Millions of trees in d world r accidentally

Millions of trees in d world r accidentally planted by squirrels who
bury nuts & then 4get where they hid them.

Do Good & Forget...It will grow 1day
Gud nyt!

Nice qoute : “The doors we open and close each..

"The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live"

Meaningful Thought Of Humanity

Meaningful Thought Of Humanity:-
"You can hurt a heart only till it loves u,
not after it starts hating u".!
Think abt it:-)

What is Flirting?

What is Flirting?

The only skill or talent, that u can't include in ur
bio-data or resume, despite of having years of xperience and number of
references g9t

Flirty sms : A new way of proposing a girl.

A new way of proposing a girl.

Ik tu hove,
ik main hova..
hove na koi teeja,
Sohniye ja k kehde apne veer nu,
K lab leya tera jija..

'Height of Break Up' A Boy brought gift 4 GF....

'Height of Break Up' A Boy brought gift 4 GF. GF(aftr openg it):What
d Hell wud i do wth ths Diwali Rocket? Boy: U wantd stars na? Sit on
it & GET LOST. :-D

Inspiring words- "BE SO RICH THAT U CAN BUY D MOST

Inspiring words-
"BE SO RICH THAT U CAN BUY D MOST EXPENSIVE THING U DESIRE.

BUT BE SO EXPENSIVE THAT NO RICHNESS ON THE EARTH CAN BUY U"....

Janwaro Ki Party Me Chuha 4 Peg Lga K Set

Janwaro Ki Party Me Chuha 4 Peg Lga K Set Tha,
Billi- Aaj Party Na Hoti To Main Tujhe Kha Jati,
Chuha- Ja Chali Ja, Nhi To Log kehnge K Pee K Lugai Peet Di.

Beautiful quote "Someday,somehow whatever u prayed for,

"Someday,somehow whatever u prayed for, will come True.It may not be
in the Exact time u wanted.But it will be what God think is d best
time 4 u"