Naughty sms : Forward dis 2 whom u care

Frwd dis 2 whom u care

Don't eat Bournville or any cadbury products specially silk.
Bcoz it'll cause severe stomach pain when u eat them
WITHOUT ME..:-D:-D

Gf bf sms : ladke ladkiyo se jyada dayalu hote hai,kaise?

ladke ladkiyo se jyada dayalu hote hai,kaise? ladki kabi anjaan ladke
k help nhi karti, aur ladka har anjan ladki ko help k liye ready hota
hai

Funny sms : Ques-wat is d difference between mother and...

Ques-wat is d difference between mother and wife? Ans-one woman brings
u into this world crying.. and the other ensures u continue to do so!

Girl-tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? boy-bolo kya kru..

Girl-tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? boy-bolo kya kru. Girl-mere liye
chand la skte ho? boy-fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap
ghumega...

Meaningful sms: 1Apple/Day=No Doctor! 1Tulsi Leaf/Day=No Cancer!

1Apple/Day=No Doctor!
1Tulsi Leaf/Day=No Cancer!
1Lemon/Day=No Fat!
1Cup Milk/Day=No Bone Problms!
3Litrs Water/Day=No Diseases
Snd Dis 2Whom UCare As I Did!:-)

Sardar:I sent love letters to my girlfriend every...

Sardar:I sent love letters to my girlfriend every day for 3 years.
Friends:Then what happened? Sardar:Nothing.She married d postman.

Happy valentine day: Wishing u a Luv filled Valentine Month.

Itz d Month of

Kisses,Surprises,

Proposals n Dates,

Chocolates n Gifts,

Hugs n LuvSongs

Itz feb..

Wishng u a Luv filled Valentine Month.

Pj sms : Cricket aur Toilet mein kya common hai ???

Cricket aur Toilet mein kya common hai ???
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wahan bhi Dhoni hai...

yahan bhi Dhoni hai....!!

Shaadi nahi aasaan, bas itna samajh leejeaga...

Shaadi nahi aasaan, bas itna samajh leejeaga

ki . .

Phenyl ki goli hai, aur Choos Choos ke khaani hai !!!!!!!!!!!!

Flirty sms: Is Waqt Hindustan Ke 4 Bade Problems Hai:

Is Waqt Hindustan Ke 4 Bade Problems H:

1.Corruption..

2.Mehengaai..

3.Bomb Blast

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Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR.

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on...

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other
girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh sb aaj se pehle kyu nahi
dikhi";-)