Sharabi sms : 3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr de,bola lo saab hm

3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr
de,bola lo saab hm pahunch gye,1st ne use paise de diye,2nd bola thnk
u par 3rd ne ek thapad diya, driver dar gya socha ye sardar smaj gya,
teesra sardar bola-saale dheere chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to.

Happy promise day : "I won't promise 2be Ur friend 4ever,

"I won't promise 2be Ur friend 4ever,
Becos I won't live that long.
But let me be Ur frnd as long as I live"
That is my lovely promise to u
Happy promise day

Happy Teddy bear day..

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dis tEdy 4 u. Happy Teddy bear day..

9.2.11 "Nau do gyara". A once in a milenium oppurtunity.!!

The right date to run away from all your problems is today 9th Feb.
Bcoz the date is
9.2.11 "Nau do gyara".
A once in a milenium oppurtunity.!!

Happy Chocolate day..: Life is like a chocolate box, each chocolate is

Life is like a chocolate box, each chocolate is lyk a portion of lyf,
some r crunchy, some r nutty, Some r soft bt all r DELICIOUS.. Happy
Chocolate day..:-)

TeesMaarKhan- FLOP,. Dabang- HIT..

TeesMaarKhan- FLOP,.
Dabang- HIT..

MORAL- Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
Badnam honi chahiye.. ;)

MAM:Last semeter u were roaming with that girl N this semeter ur...

MAM:Last semeter u wer roaming wit tat girl N tis semeter ur
roaming wit other wat is tis?

Boy:Syllabus changed mam

happy chocolate day!!

Ting Tong
Anybdy on MOBILE?
Delivry 4 U
A swt Teddy wid choclate

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hapy chocl8 day

Love lesson: Sumbody whom u luvd more than lyf came in ur lyf for either of the 2 reasons...

Sumbody whom u luvd more than lyf came in ur lyf for either of the 2 reasons...

For loving u 4ever..
Or
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.
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For teaching u not to love again ever.

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || :D

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT ||

Send dis msg to 9 ppl n u'll pass WIDOUT studying.

Once a MBA Studnt ignored this.
His SSC Result was changed to "FAIL" !

Happy "Propose" Day: For d committed,there are memories..

For d committed,there are memories..
For d singles,today's a chance..
Happy "Propose" Day ;-D
Gudmrng! :-)