Sardar-omlet lekar aao.
Waiter-kaun sa? ...Spanish ya Italian?
Sardar-koi bi leya yara... Muje khana hai, usse baat nai karni. :D

Funny love : A BRAND NEW LOVE STORY-

A BRAND NEW LOVE STORY-
.
Punjabi Boy-
mai kya soneyo i love u.!

Girl-
tere jaiso pe to main tatti bi ni krti..

Boy-
phir ki hoya soneyo..
paad hi mar diyo.!

HaPPy HUG d@Y..

H=Hey.. frnd
U=U r d
G=Great one..
Dis is Valentine HuG.
iF u lyK my frndSHIp thn hug me back..!!
:H@PPy HUG d@Y.."

Decent qoute : “Getting what you want is not nearly as

"Getting what you want is not nearly as important as giving what you have."N

Sharabi sms : 3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr de,bola lo saab hm

3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr
de,bola lo saab hm pahunch gye,1st ne use paise de diye,2nd bola thnk
u par 3rd ne ek thapad diya, driver dar gya socha ye sardar smaj gya,
teesra sardar bola-saale dheere chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to.

Happy promise day : "I won't promise 2be Ur friend 4ever,

"I won't promise 2be Ur friend 4ever,
Becos I won't live that long.
But let me be Ur frnd as long as I live"
That is my lovely promise to u
Happy promise day

Happy Teddy bear day..

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dis tEdy 4 u. Happy Teddy bear day..

9.2.11 "Nau do gyara". A once in a milenium oppurtunity.!!

The right date to run away from all your problems is today 9th Feb.
Bcoz the date is
9.2.11 "Nau do gyara".
A once in a milenium oppurtunity.!!

Happy Chocolate day..: Life is like a chocolate box, each chocolate is

Life is like a chocolate box, each chocolate is lyk a portion of lyf,
some r crunchy, some r nutty, Some r soft bt all r DELICIOUS.. Happy
Chocolate day..:-)

TeesMaarKhan- FLOP,. Dabang- HIT..

TeesMaarKhan- FLOP,.
Dabang- HIT..

MORAL- Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
Badnam honi chahiye.. ;)

MAM:Last semeter u were roaming with that girl N this semeter ur...

MAM:Last semeter u wer roaming wit tat girl N tis semeter ur
roaming wit other wat is tis?

Boy:Syllabus changed mam