Funny quote : "My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What . .....

 "My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?" By Margaret Smith

Double meaning sms : Ladkiyo ke Hath me Mehndi Achi lagti hai..

Ladkiyo ke Hath me Mehndi Achi lagti hai..

Aur

Ldko k Hath me,,,
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Mehndi wale Hath:-)

School life quote: Best Lines One Can Say After school Life

Best Lines One Can Say After school Life-
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"GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN..!!"....isnt it..

Every Sunset Gives Us 1Day Less to Live! BUT

Every Sunset Gives Us 1Day Less to Live! BUT Every Sunrise Give Us,
1Day More to Hope! So, Hope For The Best HAVE A GREAT DAY.

BY ABDUL KALAM-: Jab bhi Alla se kuch mango to Dimag nahi

Gud morning
BY ABDUL KALAM-:

Jab bhi Alla se kuch mango to Dimag nahi NASIB mangna.
kyu ki maine''Dimag Walo" ko "Nasib walo" ke yaha "KAAM" karte dekha hai....

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love:

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love:
"He stole my heart & I'm planning to take a revenge...
I'm going to steal his last name..":-)

Happy valentine's day.

,;*'*'*;, This
*;**;* Bokey of
\____/Flowers 4u
with The Bundle Of Prayers,
IN
Every Flower
There are Different Wishes 4 u... Happy valentine's day.

Weekend mood sms : Sunday means:

Sunday means:
S=Sote raho
U=Utho der se
N=Nahao mat
D=Dekhte raho TV
A=Aram karo
Y=Yaad karo sirf aache pal !!!
So enjoy your Sunday...!!!

Smart kid: - Dad : Son, what do you want for your

Dad : Son, what do you want for your

birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a

sports car around it.

God dabang style: Aaj subha bhagwan ne dabang dekhi aur

Aaj subha bhagwan ne dabang dekhi aur mood me aa k bole... Aaj aisa
mausam banaenge k confuse ho jaoge k sweater pehanna h k raincoat...