Bollywood humour: Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan,

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan,

Reporter: why have all your films become such flops?

Abhishek: no idea!

Reporter: Get Idea! .

What is love..?

What is love..?
Asked in a survey & a svt answer by a boy..
"Luv is when u tell a girl that u like her smile..
&..
She starts smiling even when her eyes r wet..!

Love anthem: one one 2 i remember u two two 4

Sweet poem:
one one 2
i remember u
two two 4
miss u more
three three 6
our friendship is fix
four four 8
our relation is great
five five 10
take care my friend.

Best iNsuLt: Girl-Meri 1-1 Saans Pe 1-1 Ladka Marta hai!

Be$t iN$uLt:
Grl-Meri 1-1 Saans Pe 1-1 Ladka Marta h!
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Boy-To behn Koi Acha sa T00THPASTE Istmal Q Nai Krti?

Ladki : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.

Ladki : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Santa (sharmate huye): Kuch bhi ho main shadi tumhi se karunga aunty
se kehna mujhe bhool jayen...

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseeet ke School le ja rhe the Ye dekh k 1 Aadmi bola:..

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseeet ke School le ja rhe the Ye dekh
k 1 Aadmi bola:-"Jane do Beta, Ye Khud School aa jyga" Bachhe:Yo
Bachha Na hai, Master hai.

"High Class Insult". Boy to girl: apna figure to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho...

"High Class Insult".
Boy to girl: apna figure to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho.

Girl: isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass kutta kyo khada hai?

Memorable line. "Its not important to go to heaven after we..

Memorable line.
"Its not important to go to heaven after we leave,
but its important to create heaven in someone's heart,
before we leave."

I LIKE to WALK IN RAIN BCOZ NO 1 CAN

I LIKE 2 WALK IN RAIN BCOZ NO 1 CAN RECOGNIZE TAT I M CRYING .
(purana hogya na? )-new version,
I LIKE 2 WALK IN FOG BCOZ NO 1 CAN RECOGNIZE TAT I M SMOKING.

Love Marriage Kaa Matlab Apni Girlfriend Ko ...

Love Marriage Kaa Matlab Apni Girlfriend Ko Wife Banaanaa.
Arranged Marriage Ka Matlab Kyaa?
Socho...
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Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Ko Wife Banaanaa...

Funny quote : "My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What . .....

 "My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?" By Margaret Smith