Chain message by Santa:- Plz is msg ko itna fwd karein k...

Chain msg by Santa:-
Plz is msg ko itna fwd karein k.
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Meri girlfriend tak pahunch jaaye.
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Preeto tune sim change kar k accha nahi Kiya. Marja kutti..:-D

Sona-yaar muje apni pati pe shak hai. Mona-...

Sona-yaar muje apni pati pe shak hai. Mona-ab tu kya karegi? sona-mai
aaj hi apne bf ko unke piche lagati hu :D

A great & awesom words by a hard lover-

A great & awesom words by a hard lover-
"I am a lover
Not a fighter,
But i wil fight for
What i love".

Maine Zindgi Bhar Jisko Chaha Aaj Us Ka Beta Mujhe Aa K Bolta Hai

Maine Zindgi Bhar Jisko Chaha
Aaj Us Ka Beta Mujhe Aa K Bolta H

PAPA,
Plz Mujhe School Drop Kar Do
Moral - Hr Koi Apki Traha MAMU Nai Ban Jata..:-D:-P

Bollywood humour: HATE LETTER from Munni-

HATE LETTER 4rom Munni-

Dear Sheila,
Aag lage teri jawani ko,
Khatam kr diya meri badnami ko,
Ab logo k muh pe h tera naam,
Saale bhul gye mera zhandu baam..

Most days i can fool people by wearing a fake...

Most days i can fool people by wearing a fake smile bt some days i
don't hve the strength 2 fake it & no 1 seems to notice.....

Bollywood humour: Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan,

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan,

Reporter: why have all your films become such flops?

Abhishek: no idea!

Reporter: Get Idea! .

What is love..?

What is love..?
Asked in a survey & a svt answer by a boy..
"Luv is when u tell a girl that u like her smile..
&..
She starts smiling even when her eyes r wet..!

Love anthem: one one 2 i remember u two two 4

Sweet poem:
one one 2
i remember u
two two 4
miss u more
three three 6
our friendship is fix
four four 8
our relation is great
five five 10
take care my friend.

Best iNsuLt: Girl-Meri 1-1 Saans Pe 1-1 Ladka Marta hai!

Be$t iN$uLt:
Grl-Meri 1-1 Saans Pe 1-1 Ladka Marta h!
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Boy-To behn Koi Acha sa T00THPASTE Istmal Q Nai Krti?

Ladki : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.

Ladki : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Santa (sharmate huye): Kuch bhi ho main shadi tumhi se karunga aunty
se kehna mujhe bhool jayen...