Happy holi:Red 4 prosperity. Green 4 happiness

Red 4 prosperity.

Green 4 happiness

blue 4 longitivity

orange 4 progress

pink 4 friendship.

May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

Wat did a handsum dog say to a beautifful

Wat did a handsum dog say to a beautiful bitch on a candlelight nite
near a romantic river in moonlight.

"BOW BOW BOW,"
or bechare kya kahega;-)...

Husband and wife sms: Wife(seeing stars)- Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh

Wife(seeing stars)-
Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Husband-Mai nhi bataunga
.
Wife-Bolo na plz
.
Husband-Tera MOOH...

Rajnikant sms: Ram and Ravan seriusly yudh kar rahe the, ki Achanak..

Ram and Ravan seriusly yudh kar rahe the, ki
Achanak..
Ravan: chal bye.
Ram: kyu?
Ravan: nhi yr, bye.
Ram: abe par hua kya?
Ravan: piche dekh Rajnikant!;-)

Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' which is absent in yesterday,

Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' which is absent in yesterday,
available once in t'O'day
and thrice in t'O'm'O'rr'O'w...
Never loose hope..!!

A person never smoked never drank No affair No G'frnd

A person
never smoked
never drank
No affair
No G'frnd
No flirt.

Wen he died
Insurance Co.
refused claim saying-
"Jo JIYA hi nahi
WO MARA kaise!

unmarried girls request-is msg ko itna fwd kro

unmarried girls request-is msg ko itna fwd kro k ye hmare hone wale
Husband tak pahunch jaye.. Kahan hai aap? kb aaoge? muje ab or nhi
padna......

Happy Maha Shivratri.

Shiv ki shakti, shiv ki bhakti,
Mahadev ki kripa se aapko zindgi ke her kadam
per safalta mile.
Happy Maha Shivratri.

Wid the glory of success n sweetness of al your well wisherz,..

Wid the glory of success n sweetness of al your well wisherz, I wish
the cumin time, be yourz wid blessings f lords!
wish u n ur fmily,hpy n blissful shivratri!

Kal Raat.... Bahut Dino k Baad

Kal Raat
Bahut Dino k Baad
Book Kholi to Ehsaas hua..
?
?

?

ki Book kholne k baad jo nind aati h, wo nind Ki Goli Khane k baad B nhi aati

Chuhiya Ped Pe Chadi To Bandar Ne Pucha Upr Kyo Ayi

Chuhiya Ped Pe Chadi To Bandar Ne Pucha Upr Kyo Ayi
chuhiya-apple Khane.
Bandr-Ye To Aam Ka Ped Hai
Chuhiya-saale Tu Zada Chaudhary Mat Ban apple Sath layi hu.