Laziness is the mother of all bad habits... But..

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits... But ultimately she is a
mother and we should respect her! ;-)gm frndzz

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Santa gussay se apney 9 bachon ki taraf ishara kartey huye: Te ae fer
main NET to download kite ne...?

Ek bar sari "feelings" ne decide kiya ki wo log chupa-chupai khelenge....

Ek bar sari "feelings" ne decide kiya ki wo log chupa-chupai khelenge....
'Dard' ne counting start ki aur baki feelings chup gayi,

'jhut' ped ke peeche chup gaya aur 'pyar' gulab ki jhadiyo ke peeche,

sab pakde gaye siwae pyar ke,

ye dekh 'jealousy' ne dard ko bata diya ki pyar kaha chupa hai...

Dard ne pyar ko kheech ke nikala to kaanto ki wajah se pyar ki aankhe
kharab ho gayi aur wo andha ho gya...

Ye dekh kar bhagwan ne dard ko saja di ki use jindhagi bhar pyar ke
sath rehna padega, tab se pyar andha hai aur jaha bhi jata hai dard
deta hai.

Happy holi:Red 4 prosperity. Green 4 happiness

Red 4 prosperity.

Green 4 happiness

blue 4 longitivity

orange 4 progress

pink 4 friendship.

May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

Wat did a handsum dog say to a beautifful

Wat did a handsum dog say to a beautiful bitch on a candlelight nite
near a romantic river in moonlight.

"BOW BOW BOW,"
or bechare kya kahega;-)...

Husband and wife sms: Wife(seeing stars)- Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh

Wife(seeing stars)-
Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Husband-Mai nhi bataunga
.
Wife-Bolo na plz
.
Husband-Tera MOOH...

Rajnikant sms: Ram and Ravan seriusly yudh kar rahe the, ki Achanak..

Ram and Ravan seriusly yudh kar rahe the, ki
Achanak..
Ravan: chal bye.
Ram: kyu?
Ravan: nhi yr, bye.
Ram: abe par hua kya?
Ravan: piche dekh Rajnikant!;-)

Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' which is absent in yesterday,

Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' which is absent in yesterday,
available once in t'O'day
and thrice in t'O'm'O'rr'O'w...
Never loose hope..!!

A person never smoked never drank No affair No G'frnd

A person
never smoked
never drank
No affair
No G'frnd
No flirt.

Wen he died
Insurance Co.
refused claim saying-
"Jo JIYA hi nahi
WO MARA kaise!

unmarried girls request-is msg ko itna fwd kro

unmarried girls request-is msg ko itna fwd kro k ye hmare hone wale
Husband tak pahunch jaye.. Kahan hai aap? kb aaoge? muje ab or nhi
padna......

Happy Maha Shivratri.

Shiv ki shakti, shiv ki bhakti,
Mahadev ki kripa se aapko zindgi ke her kadam
per safalta mile.
Happy Maha Shivratri.