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I Just Want

To Wish U Sweet
& Lovely morning...

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m(^_^)rnig..!

Check out Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1

Hi,

I want you to take a look at: Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1 

Gay sms : A guy walks into d bar Guy:6 double vodka...

A guy walks into d bar
Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender:Wow!U must have had 1 hell of a day

Guy:Yes,i just found out dat my older brother is gay

D next day d same guy walks into d bar

Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender: What's the problem today?

Guy: I've just found out my younger brother is gay too

On the 3rd day the guy came to the bar&orders another 6 double vodka.

Bartender: Geeze! Doesn't anybody in ur family like women?

Guy: Yeah...My WIFE

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is..

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is
that People are being used and money is being loved.

Girl-Jab Tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya kertey ho?

Girl-Jab Tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.? Boy-Main
tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu.Aur tum? GIRL- Main GOLD FLAKE
pi leti hu:-D
:-)

3 Golden rules frm vivekanand....

3 Golden rules frm vivekanand.
1. Who is helping u, Don't 4get them.
2. Who is luving u, Don't hate them.
3. Who is beliving u, Don't cheat them.....:-)

Smile is language of love,

Smile is language of love,
Smile is a source to win heart,
Smile creates greatness in your personality,
So keep smiling. :-) :-) :-) hv gr8 fun evry1

2 lady ped k niche baithi Kaafi der se baate kr rhi thi

2 lady ped k niche baithi Kaafi der se baate kr rhi thi
Achanak1 aam gira
1 lady-ye aam kaise gira
Aam bola
PAK GAYA HUN TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE :)

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits... But..

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits... But ultimately she is a
mother and we should respect her! ;-)gm frndzz

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Santa gussay se apney 9 bachon ki taraf ishara kartey huye: Te ae fer
main NET to download kite ne...?

Ek bar sari "feelings" ne decide kiya ki wo log chupa-chupai khelenge....

Ek bar sari "feelings" ne decide kiya ki wo log chupa-chupai khelenge....
'Dard' ne counting start ki aur baki feelings chup gayi,

'jhut' ped ke peeche chup gaya aur 'pyar' gulab ki jhadiyo ke peeche,

sab pakde gaye siwae pyar ke,

ye dekh 'jealousy' ne dard ko bata diya ki pyar kaha chupa hai...

Dard ne pyar ko kheech ke nikala to kaanto ki wajah se pyar ki aankhe
kharab ho gayi aur wo andha ho gya...

Ye dekh kar bhagwan ne dard ko saja di ki use jindhagi bhar pyar ke
sath rehna padega, tab se pyar andha hai aur jaha bhi jata hai dard
deta hai.