Women power

A Human body can bear only upto 45 Del (Unit for Pain).
But, at the time of giving birth, a Women feels upto 57 Del of Pain..
That's equivalent to 20 Bon

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I Just Want

To Wish U Sweet
& Lovely morning...

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m(^_^)rnig..!

Check out Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1

Hi,

I want you to take a look at: Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1 

Gay sms : A guy walks into d bar Guy:6 double vodka...

A guy walks into d bar
Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender:Wow!U must have had 1 hell of a day

Guy:Yes,i just found out dat my older brother is gay

D next day d same guy walks into d bar

Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender: What's the problem today?

Guy: I've just found out my younger brother is gay too

On the 3rd day the guy came to the bar&orders another 6 double vodka.

Bartender: Geeze! Doesn't anybody in ur family like women?

Guy: Yeah...My WIFE

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is..

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is
that People are being used and money is being loved.

Girl-Jab Tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya kertey ho?

Girl-Jab Tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.? Boy-Main
tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu.Aur tum? GIRL- Main GOLD FLAKE
pi leti hu:-D
:-)

3 Golden rules frm vivekanand....

3 Golden rules frm vivekanand.
1. Who is helping u, Don't 4get them.
2. Who is luving u, Don't hate them.
3. Who is beliving u, Don't cheat them.....:-)

Smile is language of love,

Smile is language of love,
Smile is a source to win heart,
Smile creates greatness in your personality,
So keep smiling. :-) :-) :-) hv gr8 fun evry1

2 lady ped k niche baithi Kaafi der se baate kr rhi thi

2 lady ped k niche baithi Kaafi der se baate kr rhi thi
Achanak1 aam gira
1 lady-ye aam kaise gira
Aam bola
PAK GAYA HUN TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE :)

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits... But..

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits... But ultimately she is a
mother and we should respect her! ;-)gm frndzz

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Santa gussay se apney 9 bachon ki taraf ishara kartey huye: Te ae fer
main NET to download kite ne...?