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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Yuh to har kisi se mohabbt nahi hoti.Mohabb

Yuh to har kisi se mohabbt nahi hoti.Mohabbt ko pana sabh ki kismat
nahi hoti.Hum dil rakh aye unke kadmome,ye jante hue k unki nazar
zami pe nahi hoti.

"Practice makes a man perfect..."

"Practice makes a man perfect..."
Then what about woman?
Any guesses???

Well...."She is born perfect";)

Women power

A Human body can bear only upto 45 Del (Unit for Pain).
But, at the time of giving birth, a Women feels upto 57 Del of Pain..
That's equivalent to 20 Bon

Symbol sms : hello sms

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I Just Want

To Wish U Sweet
& Lovely morning...

G(^_^}(^_^}D

m(^_^)rnig..!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Check out Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1

Hi,

I want you to take a look at: Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Gay sms : A guy walks into d bar Guy:6 double vodka...

A guy walks into d bar
Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender:Wow!U must have had 1 hell of a day

Guy:Yes,i just found out dat my older brother is gay

D next day d same guy walks into d bar

Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender: What's the problem today?

Guy: I've just found out my younger brother is gay too

On the 3rd day the guy came to the bar&orders another 6 double vodka.

Bartender: Geeze! Doesn't anybody in ur family like women?

Guy: Yeah...My WIFE

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is..

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is
that People are being used and money is being loved.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Girl-Jab Tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya kertey ho?

Girl-Jab Tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.? Boy-Main
tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu.Aur tum? GIRL- Main GOLD FLAKE
pi leti hu:-D
:-)

3 Golden rules frm vivekanand....

3 Golden rules frm vivekanand.
1. Who is helping u, Don't 4get them.
2. Who is luving u, Don't hate them.
3. Who is beliving u, Don't cheat them.....:-)