Football male hoti hai ya female....Socho ?

Football male hoti hai ya female....Socho socho...... Are yaar female
he hogi, jiske piche 11-11 ladke bhagenge wo female he hogi na........

Height of optimism.... A man marrying his own secretary thinking that. . . .

Height of optimism....

A man marrying his own secretary thinking that. . . . .

she will still follow his orders as before..

Cute punch:- A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently

Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently
" everyday you come to meet my brother, don't u have your own
brother.:-)Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently
" everyday you come to meet my brother, don't u have your own brother.:-)

Wish YoU A very Sweet GooD morninG

(',')
;-/) )_,
(*)<=(*)...

Trin...Trin...
Paper, Paper..
"TIMES OF SMS".
Head Lines : "Wish YoU A very Sweet G@@D morniG".
Have A Nice Day..:-)

Yuh to har kisi se mohabbt nahi hoti.Mohabb

Yuh to har kisi se mohabbt nahi hoti.Mohabbt ko pana sabh ki kismat
nahi hoti.Hum dil rakh aye unke kadmome,ye jante hue k unki nazar
zami pe nahi hoti.

"Practice makes a man perfect..."

"Practice makes a man perfect..."
Then what about woman?
Any guesses???

Well...."She is born perfect";)

Women power

A Human body can bear only upto 45 Del (Unit for Pain).
But, at the time of giving birth, a Women feels upto 57 Del of Pain..
That's equivalent to 20 Bon

Symbol sms : hello sms

:"': :"':
: :,,,,: :
: :""": :
:,,: :,,: E L L O

I Just Want

To Wish U Sweet
& Lovely morning...

G(^_^}(^_^}D

m(^_^)rnig..!

Check out Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1

Hi,

I want you to take a look at: Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1 

Gay sms : A guy walks into d bar Guy:6 double vodka...

A guy walks into d bar
Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender:Wow!U must have had 1 hell of a day

Guy:Yes,i just found out dat my older brother is gay

D next day d same guy walks into d bar

Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender: What's the problem today?

Guy: I've just found out my younger brother is gay too

On the 3rd day the guy came to the bar&orders another 6 double vodka.

Bartender: Geeze! Doesn't anybody in ur family like women?

Guy: Yeah...My WIFE

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is..

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is
that People are being used and money is being loved.