Qoute on smile: Everybody laughs the same in every

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a
universal connection.N

"LOVE"means- L=Lake of ROYALSTAG.

"LOVE"means-

L=Lake of ROYALSTAG.

O=Ocean of VODKA.

V=Valley of RUM.

E=End of stock.

-<bar Closed>-

chalo ghar jao.
LOVE is injurious to health.! Ok.

Friendship sms : Sumbody askd Me to Explain the Relatnship Btwn U and Me.

Sumbody askd Me to Explain the Relatnship Btwn U and Me.
They Expcted the answer as, "good Friends".
But I simply smiled n said GOD's GIFT 4 me!!! :)

Every boy's wish- AM not a prince but my life partner shud b a PRINCESS

Every boy's wish-
AM not a prince but my life partner shud b a PRINCES.

True lover wish-
My lifepartner may not b a princess but i promise i'l treat her like
a PRINCESS.

Football male hoti hai ya female....Socho ?

Football male hoti hai ya female....Socho socho...... Are yaar female
he hogi, jiske piche 11-11 ladke bhagenge wo female he hogi na........

Height of optimism.... A man marrying his own secretary thinking that. . . .

Height of optimism....

A man marrying his own secretary thinking that. . . . .

she will still follow his orders as before..

Cute punch:- A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently

Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently
" everyday you come to meet my brother, don't u have your own
brother.:-)Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently
" everyday you come to meet my brother, don't u have your own brother.:-)

Wish YoU A very Sweet GooD morninG

(',')
;-/) )_,
(*)<=(*)...

Trin...Trin...
Paper, Paper..
"TIMES OF SMS".
Head Lines : "Wish YoU A very Sweet G@@D morniG".
Have A Nice Day..:-)

Yuh to har kisi se mohabbt nahi hoti.Mohabb

Yuh to har kisi se mohabbt nahi hoti.Mohabbt ko pana sabh ki kismat
nahi hoti.Hum dil rakh aye unke kadmome,ye jante hue k unki nazar
zami pe nahi hoti.

"Practice makes a man perfect..."

"Practice makes a man perfect..."
Then what about woman?
Any guesses???

Well...."She is born perfect";)

Women power

A Human body can bear only upto 45 Del (Unit for Pain).
But, at the time of giving birth, a Women feels upto 57 Del of Pain..
That's equivalent to 20 Bon