Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?

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Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti

par

hoti

bhut

SWEET hai.
:-)

Happy holi : Bright colors,water balloons,lavish gujiyas and melodious songs....

Bright colors,water balloons,lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are
the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very Happy and Wonderful
Holi

Nature humour: Yamraj to yamdut(gusse se..): maine tujse...

Yamraj to yamdut(gusse se..): maine tujse kaha tha "Ja......pan leke aa...!!"
aur tu kamine pura JAPAN le aya..!!...:(

Sharabi sms: Tanaav grast logo k liye yoga

Tanaav grast logo k liye yoga-
Table par whisky ki bottle , namkeen aur glass rakho.Chair par baitho.
whisky ko glass me dalo.Halke se sip lo.
Namkeen khao

DOOMSDAY

On 11-09-01,USA lost so many lives N now on 10-3-11,Japan lost even
more lives than d USA.Add these two dates...U will get
21-12-12...Which Means d DOOMSDAY?

Don't depend on any1 in this world including your shadow.

Don't depend on any1 in this world including your shadow.

Bcos even it will leave you when you are in darkness!

MOM 2 CHiLDReN-"JO MERI BAAT MANEGA...

MOM 2 CHiLDReN-"JO MERI BAAT MANEGA AUR MERE AAGE KUCHH NHI KAHEGA
MAIN USE GIFT DUNGI"
CHLDRN-LO JI IS TARAH TO SAARE GIFT PAPA HI LE JAYENGE!-

Meri Taraf se HAPPY-GARMI." :D

Kambal Aur Razai ko karo Maaf

Cooler
Aur A.C kar Lo saaf

Ab Bina Nahaye Nahi Banegi Baat

Apne Nature Me Rakho NARMI

Meri Taraf se HAPPY-GARMI."

Majburiyo Ko Hum ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai,

Majburiyo Ko Hum ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai,
Hum Kaha Rote H Halat Rula Dete H.
Hum To Har Pal Yaad Karte H Aapko,
Par Aap Yaad Na Karne Ka Iljam Laga Dete hai,,,

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in mile.

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in mile. But text
can still touch our hearts & thoughts can bring us smiles. Hey.:-)
gOoD mOrNiNg..

"Never praise me whenever i make u happy.

"Never praise me whenever i make u happy.
Nvr say sry, wnvr u do sumthn wrng.
Nvr giv credit 4 smthn spcl i hv done
Bt jst 4giv me wenvr I hurt u."..gud mrng