God asked man"whats ur wish?

God askd man"whats ur wish?
Man "god please give me my Bacheler days back;God laughed and said;
'beta MANNAT maangne ko kha tha JANNAT nhi!!
:)

Principal ne Class me aa k Madam ko Kiss kiya r bola.....

Principal ne Class me aa k Madam ko Kiss kiya r bola-

"Dekho Baccho, Kiss karne se AIDS nahi failta."

Student- Sir, Ab ye Dikhao ki failta kaise HAi.

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki....

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.... 1 saal baad hi wo mar gai,
use rota dekh uska dost bola 'afsos hua, pr tu b to soch k china ka
maal or kitna chalega :D

Smart santa:- santa bus main ek badi si bori ke sath ja raha tha...

Santa-santa bus main ek badi si bori ke sath ja raha tha...

Ek swari ne pucha, bhai sahab, main is bori pe beth jaun?.. Koi seat
khali nahi hai...

Santa:- bhai sahab nahi bethna.. Tarbuj fat jangey.

Swari: oh to aap bori main tarbuj lekey ja rahey hain?

Santa:nahi re ismey keel hai...aapke tarbuj fat jangey :D :D

Santa-yaar tu itna udas kyo hai kal teri shadi hai....

Santa-yaar tu itna udas kyo hai kal teri shadi hai. Banta-yar ldki
walo ne kaha h k barat km lana. Bnta-to tuje kya? santa-abe yar pata
nhi papa muje le jaege k nhi

Lucky people get Opportunities, Brave people....

Lucky people get Opportunities, Brave people create opportunities and
Winners are those who convert their problems into opportunities.Good
eveng dear:-)

Make ur anger so expensiv dat no1 can afford it.....

Classic thot-

Make ur anger so expensiv dat no1 can afford it...
N make ur happiness so cheap tht ppl wanna like 2 get it only frm u.....:-)!
Gm guys ..

Sacrifice is greater den luv..

Sacrifice is greater den luv..
Charactr s grter den Beauty..
Humanity s grter den Wealth..
Bt nothng s grtr den
''Me;-)"
Be proud of me! .........!!!

Philosphy of boyz: Flirt wid attractive girl,..

Philosphy of boyz:
Flirt wid attractive girl,
frndship wid Beautiful Girl ..
Love wid Sincere Girl
and
Marriage Wid
.
.
.
.

Aapko jaisa thik lage
MUMMY

"Value of relation"

"Value of relation"
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!

A hurted heart is like small baby which only cry..

A hurted heart is like small baby which only cry
but can't express its feelings.
So don't hurt that person who loves you.gd mrng