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Advice for gals....... if ur guy spends d entire day this wednesday
with u , instead of watching
match................................................ Marry him :D

This year we're going to experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11.

This year we're going to experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11,
11/1/11, 11/11/11. Take the last two digits of ur year of birth. Now
add the age you'll be this year & the result will be 111 for everyone.
This is the year of money. This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5
Mondays & 5 Saturdays. This happens only every 823 years. These
particular years r known as 'Moneybags'. The proverb goes that if you
send this to 8 good friends, money will appear in the next 4 days as
is explained in Chinese feng-shui. Those who don't continue the
chain,won't receive. Its a mystery,but its worth a try. Good luck.

MENTAL HOSPITAL ke operation theater mai:-

MENTAL HOSPITAL ke operation theater mai:-
Operation Ready
Samaan Ready
Doctor Ready
Nurse Ready
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sms padne m mast hai..

God asked man"whats ur wish?

God askd man"whats ur wish?
Man "god please give me my Bacheler days back;God laughed and said;
'beta MANNAT maangne ko kha tha JANNAT nhi!!
:)

Principal ne Class me aa k Madam ko Kiss kiya r bola.....

Principal ne Class me aa k Madam ko Kiss kiya r bola-

"Dekho Baccho, Kiss karne se AIDS nahi failta."

Student- Sir, Ab ye Dikhao ki failta kaise HAi.

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki....

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.... 1 saal baad hi wo mar gai,
use rota dekh uska dost bola 'afsos hua, pr tu b to soch k china ka
maal or kitna chalega :D

Smart santa:- santa bus main ek badi si bori ke sath ja raha tha...

Santa-santa bus main ek badi si bori ke sath ja raha tha...

Ek swari ne pucha, bhai sahab, main is bori pe beth jaun?.. Koi seat
khali nahi hai...

Santa:- bhai sahab nahi bethna.. Tarbuj fat jangey.

Swari: oh to aap bori main tarbuj lekey ja rahey hain?

Santa:nahi re ismey keel hai...aapke tarbuj fat jangey :D :D

Santa-yaar tu itna udas kyo hai kal teri shadi hai....

Santa-yaar tu itna udas kyo hai kal teri shadi hai. Banta-yar ldki
walo ne kaha h k barat km lana. Bnta-to tuje kya? santa-abe yar pata
nhi papa muje le jaege k nhi

Lucky people get Opportunities, Brave people....

Lucky people get Opportunities, Brave people create opportunities and
Winners are those who convert their problems into opportunities.Good
eveng dear:-)

Make ur anger so expensiv dat no1 can afford it.....

Classic thot-

Make ur anger so expensiv dat no1 can afford it...
N make ur happiness so cheap tht ppl wanna like 2 get it only frm u.....:-)!
Gm guys ..