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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Pak bowler Umar: Blasting cricket Pj:kon sa player h jiska koi

Blasting cricket Pj:kon sa player h jiska koi umar hi nhi h..?

Ans: UMAR GUL hehehehe:

Semi final sms: 5 Baj gye lekin party abi baki h,australian...

5 Baj gye lekin party abi baki h,australian hara diye lekin pakistani
abi baki h,vilayti peet diye but padosi abi baki h,msg nya h ghuma do
qki match abi baki hai

Semi final Teams: Came From Group A:

Semi final Teams:
Came From Group A:
1)Pakistan
2)New zealand
3)Sri-lanka

Came from Group B:
--India--

Jhund me to kutte aate hai...
sirf sher akela aata hai

Reply sms : Mere Bare Me Socho Or Likho

Mere Bare Me Socho Or Likho
1 Advise=
1 Burai=
1 Wish=
1 Jhooth=
1 Such=
1 Tarif=
1 GIFT=
1 Pyara Sa Nam=
Reply me

India vs pak semi final sms

Advice for gals....... if ur guy spends d entire day this wednesday
with u , instead of watching
match................................................ Marry him :D

This year we're going to experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11.

This year we're going to experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11,
11/1/11, 11/11/11. Take the last two digits of ur year of birth. Now
add the age you'll be this year & the result will be 111 for everyone.
This is the year of money. This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5
Mondays & 5 Saturdays. This happens only every 823 years. These
particular years r known as 'Moneybags'. The proverb goes that if you
send this to 8 good friends, money will appear in the next 4 days as
is explained in Chinese feng-shui. Those who don't continue the
chain,won't receive. Its a mystery,but its worth a try. Good luck.

Monday, March 28, 2011

MENTAL HOSPITAL ke operation theater mai:-

MENTAL HOSPITAL ke operation theater mai:-
Operation Ready
Samaan Ready
Doctor Ready
Nurse Ready
Magar Pagal ?
?

sms padne m mast hai..

Sunday, March 27, 2011

God asked man"whats ur wish?

God askd man"whats ur wish?
Man "god please give me my Bacheler days back;God laughed and said;
'beta MANNAT maangne ko kha tha JANNAT nhi!!
:)

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Principal ne Class me aa k Madam ko Kiss kiya r bola.....

Principal ne Class me aa k Madam ko Kiss kiya r bola-

"Dekho Baccho, Kiss karne se AIDS nahi failta."

Student- Sir, Ab ye Dikhao ki failta kaise HAi.

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki....

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.... 1 saal baad hi wo mar gai,
use rota dekh uska dost bola 'afsos hua, pr tu b to soch k china ka
maal or kitna chalega :D