The current Cricket World cup situation between IND Vs SRL as this.

The current Cricket World cup situation between IND Vs SRL as this.
India (Ram) married World Cup (Sita) in 1983 and in 1996 Srilanka
(Raavan) took away Sita(World Cup). Now after 14 yrs of Vanvaas, they
meet again and you know the result....
Hai na dam wali bat... Jai ho india.

Happy april fool:-Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu Kinara,Mai Dhanush tu teer, Mai
matar tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu Chawal, Mai hot tu
cool, Mai April tu fool

April fool day sms: Many Many happy returns of the day my dear......

Many Many happy returns of the day my dear...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. :D

Profesr 2 studnt: Wat z "Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder?"

Profesr 2 studnt:
Wat z "Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder?"

student: Jimba Lomba Bomba

Prof:ye kya tha...??

Stdnt: pehle tu bta vo kya tha...??

29 runs,for which Rs.251 crore paid to Pak....

29 runs,for which Rs.251 crore paid to Pak.
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Shocked?

Ye to Aprilfool ki net practise he.;-)

Cricket world cup sms: 1983 calendar & 2011 calendar are same...

1983 calendar & 2011 calendar are same... check it..so as like as
1983, INDIA will win the world cup again... forward to all cricket
fans...ChakDe India...

Pak:Needed 6 Runs in 1 Ball..

Pak:Needed
6 Runs in 1 Ball..
Pak People:Ya allah 1 Chakka De De..
Allah Replied:Kutto Pura Pakistan Bhar Diya aur
Kitne Bheju..?

Send it To Every Indian..!!

Pakistan par jeet ki badhai ab karni hai lanka

Pakistan par jeet ki badhai ab karni hai lanka par chadhai. Indian
teem se kahiye apna dharm nibhaye aur bharat ko dobara wrld cup
jitaye.jai hind

Pak bowler Umar: Blasting cricket Pj:kon sa player h jiska koi

Blasting cricket Pj:kon sa player h jiska koi umar hi nhi h..?

Ans: UMAR GUL hehehehe:

Semi final sms: 5 Baj gye lekin party abi baki h,australian...

5 Baj gye lekin party abi baki h,australian hara diye lekin pakistani
abi baki h,vilayti peet diye but padosi abi baki h,msg nya h ghuma do
qki match abi baki hai

Semi final Teams: Came From Group A:

Semi final Teams:
Came From Group A:
1)Pakistan
2)New zealand
3)Sri-lanka

Came from Group B:
--India--

Jhund me to kutte aate hai...
sirf sher akela aata hai