The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with your gf - ...

The bst line which helps to save money when going on dinner with your gf - ...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Kya khaegi MOTI...?!?"

Rajnikant sms: Girl(romantically) 2 rajnikant- 1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano...

Girl(romantically) 2 rajnikant-
1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano rajni babu..
.
.
.

Rajni-0.00903329919856294 rs...:-D
Goodnite, swt dreamzzz!

Coca cola ad humour: Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad

Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad kuch karney ko dil chah
raha? wife-sharmate hue.... Karo jee. Sardar-BrrrRrrrRrrrrrraaaaaahhhh

Be positive: Beautiful photo are developed from negatives in

Beutful photo are develped frm negatives in darkroom, so if u see
darkness in your life, it means GOD is developing a beautiful future
for u.. GM:-)

Quote: "Two words that can change the way we

"Two words that can change the way we approach life,'Can I....& I
Can.'Think which option you would like to choose.." Gudmrng

No matter how crazy, funny or special the scene around you is it's

A special thought:- No matter how crazy, funny or special the scene
around you is it's all useless without the person you want to laugh or
enjoy with.

!!!!Happy Navratra !!!!

May Nav Durga empower u all with her
9 Blessings of:
Fame
Health
Wealth
Happiness
Progress
Humanity
Gyan,
Bhakti
n
Shakti.

!!!!Happy Navratra !!!!

Santa or banta car mai Bumb fit kar Rahe the.

Santa or banta car mai Bumb fit kar Rahe the. Santa Bola "yar Agar yeh
fit Karte karte Phat gya to phir? Banta Bola "Don't worry Mere paas 1
aur Hai.

Desi new year: Bharatiya Nav Varsh Mangalmay Ho.

VANDE MATARAM, Dharti Mata ki 1,95,58,85,113 vi Vrsh Ganth or Chaitra
Shukl Pratipada Vikrami Samvat 2068 ,Yugabd 5113(4 April ), Bharatiya
Nav Vrsh Mangalmay Ho.

sweet socho.. smart socho.. achcha socho.. sacha socho... pyara socho..

sweet socho..
smart socho..
achcha socho..
sacha socho...
pyara socho..
.
.
.
i know its difficult , i hv short cut, only mere baare me socho;-) gevn

India vs srilanka final sms:

Aukaat kya hai srilanka ki?
India ka map lene jao to unka map sath main free milta hai !! :)
India deekha do .. Go india go!