Funny gay sms: Tha 1 Hara Tota, Alone Baith K Tha wo Rota..

Realy funny Poem:

Tha 1 Hara TOta,
AlOne Baith K Tha wO ROta..

Dikhi UskO Maina,
Katil The Jiske Naina..

Maina Ne Ki Aankhe Tirchi,
TOta Offrd Her Mirchi..

Maina Hui Prasnn,
Aftr Seeing Tote Ka Tashnn..

Maina Sayz,
Hum He Ek Dusre Ke Liye Bane,

Tota Bola,
Do U Hv Any Brother Actuly
M Gay... ;)

Funny haryanvi sms: Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par

Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par -
English Girl - Oh! So Cute
Urdu Girl- Allah Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Sikh-O Ji inna Sona Teddy
&
Haryanvi-Yo K Bhalu Sa de diyo.....

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi hai. Aa jao

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi h. Aa jao
Santa:tu mere ghar aja, mere ghar sare hain. Tera dil lag jayega!

Remberence is better compliment than love.

Remberence is better compliment than love.
Pple never expect tons of love,but only a milligram of rememberence is
enough to keep ur best ones happy...
Gd mrng!!

why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies for you everyday..

Boy to girl:
why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies
for you everyday..

Girl replied:
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"Oye hoye english..

Whats d difference between people who pray in..

Whats d difference between ppl who pray in
Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres?
Those in d exam centres r damn serious.

Success formula is ___+___=success

___+___=success

1.Tension

2.Smile

3.Sweet

4.Smartness

5.Style

6.Romance

7.Love

8.Silent

9.Attitude

10.Genius

11.Ego

12.Joy

13.Anger

rply fst..

Punjabi Baisakhi SMS

Punjabi Baisakhi SMS
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaasteTussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaasteEk
vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyoMarr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.Baisakhi
da din hai khushiyan manaan vaaste.Baisakhi diyan vadhiyan.

Sansani news: Yeh 1 bilkul sacha wakya h.Kota me 1 bacha paida hua. Uska w8t 80kg tha.15 din mey uska...

Yeh 1 bilkul sacha wakya h.Kota me 1 bacha paida hua. Uska w8t 80kg
tha.15 din m uska wght 280kg ho gya.Yeh sach h? ......................
Wo bacha hathi ka tha

Ek Bewafa ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya,Fir Lgaya Bread Pe, Aur ftafat Se Kha liye

Ek Bewafa ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya,Fir Lgaya Bread Pe,
Aur ftafat Se Kha liya

Moral sare AASHIQ Shrabi Nahi hote,
KUCH BHUKE B HOTE hai....

A Quote so TRUE! "Sometimes life brings you to such crossroads

A Quote so TRUE!

"Sometimes life brings you to such crossroads that you feel, smiling
is far better than explaining why we are sad".

gudmrng
Hav a nice day