Reply sms : Fill it: 1.U love my= 2.U think that i m=

Fill it:
1.U love my=
2.U think that i m=
3.U dislike my=
4.U rename me=
5.U give me ur=
6.I look like=
7.Color suits me=
8.Song 4 me=
9.Flower 4 me=
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Smart santa : SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi

SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki
Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi
BaNTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dkhengi.

What is love? Maine dil ke darwaje per likha

Maine dil k darwaje pr likha

"Andar Aana Mana Hai"

Mohabbat hasti hui aayi

Aur aakar

Bade pyar se Boli..

Maaf Karna..

Main to Andhi hu!!

Reply sms : Oye Hello!So rhe ho kya...!

('.')
<')I('> Oye
_/''\_ Hello!So rhe ho kya...!
Aaj mujhe msg tumhare pdosi krenge kya? Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hai ki nhi?
Chalo utho..
SMS kro

Funny gay sms: Tha 1 Hara Tota, Alone Baith K Tha wo Rota..

Realy funny Poem:

Tha 1 Hara TOta,
AlOne Baith K Tha wO ROta..

Dikhi UskO Maina,
Katil The Jiske Naina..

Maina Ne Ki Aankhe Tirchi,
TOta Offrd Her Mirchi..

Maina Hui Prasnn,
Aftr Seeing Tote Ka Tashnn..

Maina Sayz,
Hum He Ek Dusre Ke Liye Bane,

Tota Bola,
Do U Hv Any Brother Actuly
M Gay... ;)

Funny haryanvi sms: Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par

Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par -
English Girl - Oh! So Cute
Urdu Girl- Allah Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Sikh-O Ji inna Sona Teddy
&
Haryanvi-Yo K Bhalu Sa de diyo.....

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi hai. Aa jao

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi h. Aa jao
Santa:tu mere ghar aja, mere ghar sare hain. Tera dil lag jayega!

Remberence is better compliment than love.

Remberence is better compliment than love.
Pple never expect tons of love,but only a milligram of rememberence is
enough to keep ur best ones happy...
Gd mrng!!

why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies for you everyday..

Boy to girl:
why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies
for you everyday..

Girl replied:
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"Oye hoye english..

Whats d difference between people who pray in..

Whats d difference between ppl who pray in
Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres?
Those in d exam centres r damn serious.

Success formula is ___+___=success

___+___=success

1.Tension

2.Smile

3.Sweet

4.Smartness

5.Style

6.Romance

7.Love

8.Silent

9.Attitude

10.Genius

11.Ego

12.Joy

13.Anger

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