Funny sms : Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your skin by.....

Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your
skin by using.....

Photoshop on your pics :d

Funny raging sms:Senior student during raging says to junior: on

Senior student during raging says to junior: on ur marriage i'll kiss ur wife.
Junior says: okay but i'll marry ur sister "hun le salya pappi" :D

Reply sms : Kal Rat Chand bola-

Kal Rat Chand bola-
Tumhara Dost Tumhe Msg Nahi bhejta.
Tum b mat bheja karo.
Mai gusse se bola-
Oye..!
Tamiz se baat kar,
Koi-koi dost..

Gareeb Bhi hote Hain.

Reply sms : Fill it: 1.U love my= 2.U think that i m=

Fill it:
1.U love my=
2.U think that i m=
3.U dislike my=
4.U rename me=
5.U give me ur=
6.I look like=
7.Color suits me=
8.Song 4 me=
9.Flower 4 me=
Rply

Smart santa : SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi

SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki
Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi
BaNTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dkhengi.

What is love? Maine dil ke darwaje per likha

Maine dil k darwaje pr likha

"Andar Aana Mana Hai"

Mohabbat hasti hui aayi

Aur aakar

Bade pyar se Boli..

Maaf Karna..

Main to Andhi hu!!

Reply sms : Oye Hello!So rhe ho kya...!

('.')
<')I('> Oye
_/''\_ Hello!So rhe ho kya...!
Aaj mujhe msg tumhare pdosi krenge kya? Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hai ki nhi?
Chalo utho..
SMS kro

Funny gay sms: Tha 1 Hara Tota, Alone Baith K Tha wo Rota..

Realy funny Poem:

Tha 1 Hara TOta,
AlOne Baith K Tha wO ROta..

Dikhi UskO Maina,
Katil The Jiske Naina..

Maina Ne Ki Aankhe Tirchi,
TOta Offrd Her Mirchi..

Maina Hui Prasnn,
Aftr Seeing Tote Ka Tashnn..

Maina Sayz,
Hum He Ek Dusre Ke Liye Bane,

Tota Bola,
Do U Hv Any Brother Actuly
M Gay... ;)

Funny haryanvi sms: Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par

Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par -
English Girl - Oh! So Cute
Urdu Girl- Allah Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Sikh-O Ji inna Sona Teddy
&
Haryanvi-Yo K Bhalu Sa de diyo.....

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi hai. Aa jao

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi h. Aa jao
Santa:tu mere ghar aja, mere ghar sare hain. Tera dil lag jayega!

Remberence is better compliment than love.

Remberence is better compliment than love.
Pple never expect tons of love,but only a milligram of rememberence is
enough to keep ur best ones happy...
Gd mrng!!