Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge,
aftr 1 mnth
husband-maine isme 10 k note dale the100,50 k kaha se aye.
Wife-har koi tumare jaisa kanjus nhi hota :D

A rabbit jumps, runs n lives only for 15 years!....

A rabbit jumps,
runs n lives only for 15 years!
A turtle,
dsn't run,
does nthing,yt lives for 300 or more years!
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Moral :"Exercise is hell,
Sleep welL"
GM:-D

Funny sms on comerce: ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale

ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale bounced cheque, dharti pe
liability, pedaishi bad debt, insolvent aadmi, itna marungi k balance
sheet tally nhi hogi

Funny shayeri : Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho, Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..

Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho,
Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..

Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho,
Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..

Aankhein Aaj Bhi Us Zalim Ko Dhundti H, Jisne Kaha Tha Commerce Le Lo
Zabardast Scope Hai..

Funny sms : Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your skin by.....

Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your
skin by using.....

Photoshop on your pics :d

Funny raging sms:Senior student during raging says to junior: on

Senior student during raging says to junior: on ur marriage i'll kiss ur wife.
Junior says: okay but i'll marry ur sister "hun le salya pappi" :D

Reply sms : Kal Rat Chand bola-

Kal Rat Chand bola-
Tumhara Dost Tumhe Msg Nahi bhejta.
Tum b mat bheja karo.
Mai gusse se bola-
Oye..!
Tamiz se baat kar,
Koi-koi dost..

Gareeb Bhi hote Hain.

Reply sms : Fill it: 1.U love my= 2.U think that i m=

Fill it:
1.U love my=
2.U think that i m=
3.U dislike my=
4.U rename me=
5.U give me ur=
6.I look like=
7.Color suits me=
8.Song 4 me=
9.Flower 4 me=
Rply

Smart santa : SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi

SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki
Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi
BaNTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dkhengi.

What is love? Maine dil ke darwaje per likha

Maine dil k darwaje pr likha

"Andar Aana Mana Hai"

Mohabbat hasti hui aayi

Aur aakar

Bade pyar se Boli..

Maaf Karna..

Main to Andhi hu!!

Reply sms : Oye Hello!So rhe ho kya...!

('.')
<')I('> Oye
_/''\_ Hello!So rhe ho kya...!
Aaj mujhe msg tumhare pdosi krenge kya? Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hai ki nhi?
Chalo utho..
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