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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

A beautiful girl enter in class. All boys got crzy 4 hr & stand in d way

A beautiful girl entr in clas.
Al bys wr crzy 4 hr & stand in d way
bt aftr hearing girl's rply they died!

Wat She said:"Bhai sab rasta diyo, jhadu lagani hai"

Always welcome Ur problems...bcoz

Always welcome
Ur problems,
Bcoz problems gives U dual advice.
One, u can know How to solve that, Other how to avoid it in future. !

Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.

Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Banta: Kya kehti thi maa?
Santa: Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau.

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge,
aftr 1 mnth
husband-maine isme 10 k note dale the100,50 k kaha se aye.
Wife-har koi tumare jaisa kanjus nhi hota :D

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

A rabbit jumps, runs n lives only for 15 years!....

A rabbit jumps,
runs n lives only for 15 years!
A turtle,
dsn't run,
does nthing,yt lives for 300 or more years!
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Moral :"Exercise is hell,
Sleep welL"
GM:-D

Funny sms on comerce: ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale

ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale bounced cheque, dharti pe
liability, pedaishi bad debt, insolvent aadmi, itna marungi k balance
sheet tally nhi hogi

Monday, April 18, 2011

Funny shayeri : Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho, Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..

Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho,
Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..

Aankhein Aaj Bhi Us Zalim Ko Dhundti H, Jisne Kaha Tha Commerce Le Lo
Zabardast Scope Hai..

Funny sms : Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your skin by.....

Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your
skin by using.....

Photoshop on your pics :d

Funny raging sms:Senior student during raging says to junior: on

Senior student during raging says to junior: on ur marriage i'll kiss ur wife.
Junior says: okay but i'll marry ur sister "hun le salya pappi" :D

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Reply sms : Kal Rat Chand bola-

Kal Rat Chand bola-
Tumhara Dost Tumhe Msg Nahi bhejta.
Tum b mat bheja karo.
Mai gusse se bola-
Oye..!
Tamiz se baat kar,
Koi-koi dost..

Gareeb Bhi hote Hain.

Reply sms : Fill it: 1.U love my= 2.U think that i m=

Fill it:
1.U love my=
2.U think that i m=
3.U dislike my=
4.U rename me=
5.U give me ur=
6.I look like=
7.Color suits me=
8.Song 4 me=
9.Flower 4 me=
Rply