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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Do u Know wat RADHE KRISHNA Means?

Juz speak d word RADHE very slowly..

RAAH-DE!
It means give me direction..
RAAH-DE-KRISHNA..

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A beautiful girl enter in class. All boys got crzy 4 hr & stand in d way

A beautiful girl entr in clas.
Al bys wr crzy 4 hr & stand in d way
bt aftr hearing girl's rply they died!

Wat She said:"Bhai sab rasta diyo, jhadu lagani hai"

Always welcome Ur problems...bcoz

Always welcome
Ur problems,
Bcoz problems gives U dual advice.
One, u can know How to solve that, Other how to avoid it in future. !

Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.

Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Banta: Kya kehti thi maa?
Santa: Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau.

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge,
aftr 1 mnth
husband-maine isme 10 k note dale the100,50 k kaha se aye.
Wife-har koi tumare jaisa kanjus nhi hota :D

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

A rabbit jumps, runs n lives only for 15 years!....

A rabbit jumps,
runs n lives only for 15 years!
A turtle,
dsn't run,
does nthing,yt lives for 300 or more years!
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Moral :"Exercise is hell,
Sleep welL"
GM:-D

Funny sms on comerce: ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale

ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale bounced cheque, dharti pe
liability, pedaishi bad debt, insolvent aadmi, itna marungi k balance
sheet tally nhi hogi