Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, 10 saal...

Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, 10 saal pehle maine use shaadi k
liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo aajtak pee rha hai..Pati: Baap re itna
lamba celebration.:-P

MURGA AND EYE WITNESS

Radio Mirchi- Murga (ATM)

Ek Waqt Tha Duniya K Sare Log Apne Kam-Kaj Chhod k Mere Msg Padhte The

Ek Waqt Tha
Duniya K Sare Log Apne Kam-Kaj Chhod k Mere Msg Padhte The

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_//Mashallah!
Aaj Bhi Ye Silsila Jari Hai..

Santa banta sms: Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain...

Loveology sms : Padhai ke sath saath ISHQ bhi zaruri hai....

Padhai ke sath saath
ISHQ bhi zaruri hai,

Verna student ki puri life adhuri hai

Dono ko sath-2 nibhana padta hai

1 mein dimag to 1 me DIL lagana padta

SLEEP is a language of rest.

SLEEP is a language of rest.
SLEEP is a way to get relax.
SLEEP is to visualise our dreams.
SLEEP improves your mental ability.
so SLEEP deeply. Good Night..

Hillary Clinton CONFESSION About TALIBAN- US responsible for Pakistan si...

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born -now...

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11,
1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...Take the last two
digits of the year in which you were born -now add the age you will be
this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone...!! This is the
year of Money..!!! This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays
and 5 Saturdays.
This happens only every 823 years... These particular years are known
as 'Moneybags'... The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in the next four days as is explained in
Chinese fengshui Those who don't continue the chain won't receive..
Its a mystery, but its worth a try.
Good luck!!

Two things never defined in whole life- 1 is love,...

Two thngs nvr defined in whole life- 1 is love,
bcoz u nvr kw who Luvs u how much.
2nd is Friends
bcoz u nvr kw how Deeply the stupids care Abt U...:)

Gf bf sms: GF:Kal Mera BirthDay hai, Kya Gift doge?

GF:Kal Mera BDay hai Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai.