Going to Goa with wife is just like....

Going to Goa with wife is just like
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going to a five Star Hotel with your own chapatis in a tiffin box....!!! ;-)

Successful people always have two things on their lips,

Successful people always have two things on their lips,
Silence & Smile !
Smile to solve the problem,
And Silence to avoid the problem.

Santa-apni gf ke sath pehli baar date par-ye

Santa-apni gf ke sath pehli baar date par-ye meri pehli date hai
Darling-agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye to muje chota bhai smaj kar
maaf kar dena.. :D

Sumtime life brings us 2 such a stage dat if..

Sumtime life brings us 2 such a stage dat if sum1 asks us watz d
best n d worst thing happend 2 u?
We hav same answer 4 both as "Love"
GOODMRG!

santa-yr meri biwi bewafa h. banta-tuje kaise pata. ...

santa-yr meri biwi bewafa h.
banta-tuje kaise pata.
Santa-aaj mene usse pucha kya kr rhi ho wo boli naha rhi hu, mene upar
se dekha to saali potti ker rahi thi :D

U have not lived a perfect life unless u have....

U have not lived a perfect life unless u have given something to
someone who will never be in position to repay u.:-)
gud day!!!:-)

Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, 10 saal...

Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, 10 saal pehle maine use shaadi k
liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo aajtak pee rha hai..Pati: Baap re itna
lamba celebration.:-P

MURGA AND EYE WITNESS

Radio Mirchi- Murga (ATM)

Ek Waqt Tha Duniya K Sare Log Apne Kam-Kaj Chhod k Mere Msg Padhte The

Ek Waqt Tha
Duniya K Sare Log Apne Kam-Kaj Chhod k Mere Msg Padhte The

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<) ) \_
_//Mashallah!
Aaj Bhi Ye Silsila Jari Hai..

Santa banta sms: Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain...