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Actres=sona-Lee
Music=quwa-Lee
Film=coo-Lee
Animl=bil-Lee
brain=urs
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Ha ha

kha-Lee.

Reply sms: Choose a number and i'll tell u ki aapse sabse zyada pyr kaun karta hai..?

Choose a number and i'll tell u ki aapse sabse zyada pyr kaun karta hai..?
11 22 33 44 55 66 77.
Send 2 all ur frnds bt 1st Reply me..No rpl means no care..

A seed while growing makes no sound.

A seed while growing makes no sound.
A tree when falling makes huge noise.
Destruction shouts.
Creation is always quiet..
Be quiet,
achive more....goodmorng

A seed while growing makes no sound...

A seed while growing makes no sound.
A tree when falling makes huge noise.
Destruction shouts.
Creation is always quiet..
Be quiet,
achive more....goodmorng

Funny sms: Boy-I Luv U

Boy-I Luv U
Gal-But i luv sum 1 else
B-oK no problem,ur hapines is more important for me dan ur luv

Moral-Jaha or kuch nai kr skte waha dialog ache maar do

Reply sms : Ek peepal ke ped k neeche 1 gunga,1 behra

Ek peepal ke ped k neeche 1 gunga,1 behra, aur 1 andha baithe huve the,
ped se aam neeche gira toh pehle kaun uthaega....? REPLY FAST..

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke!

Ladki Sharma K-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho

Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
70 Rs. kilo hai:D

"Xpression of Eyes can be read by everyone but....

"Xpression of Eyes can be read by everyone
but
depresion of HEART can be read only by best one".
Care for every one but dont loose the best one.
Gud aftnoon :D

A great thinker was asked- What is the meaning of life?...

A great thinker was asked-
What is the meaning of life?
He replied-
"LIFE itself has no meaning, LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to create a MEANING."
GM :) gd

Going to Goa with wife is just like....

Going to Goa with wife is just like
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going to a five Star Hotel with your own chapatis in a tiffin box....!!! ;-)

Successful people always have two things on their lips,

Successful people always have two things on their lips,
Silence & Smile !
Smile to solve the problem,
And Silence to avoid the problem.