Couple date par the-ladke k baap ne dekh liya

Couple date par the

ladke k baap ne dekh liya

call ki:beta kaha ho?
beta: pracitcal chal raha hai
bap:zara dhyan se!!
Is exam ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.. :D

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Happy mother's day !!!!

A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of her self. And mothers are their daughters' role model, their biological and emotional road map, the arbiter of all their relationships...... Happy mother's day !!!!

Husband was throwing knives on wife's pic.all were missing the target!

Husband ws throwing knives on wife's pic.
al wre missing the target!

Suddenly he recived a call from her:"hi, sach batana kya kar rahe ho?

His honest reply:"Mising u :D

Shadi k pehle...shadi ke bad

Shadi k pehle
Boy: priye tum paadi kya?
Girl:Han raja
Boy: Wah, kya awaz hai, kya smel.
Shadi k baad
Boy: Paadi tu?
G: Han
Boy: Padorri kahiki, Ja hagg k aa...

Sardar sms : A Smart Sardar Waiting At Bus Stop..

A Smart Sardar Waiting At Bus Stop..

One Girl Came On Scooty & Asked-

"Do u Want Lift".?

SARDAR-

"NO Thanks My House is in Ground Floor.!

Reply sms: I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name

I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name, 7,8,3 is bird
name. 6,7,5,3 is organ of face. 1,8,3 is use for student, 9,5,3 is
soap name, rly pls

Srdar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla

Srdar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Srdar:Isme to Kida Nikla h.
Amrudwala:Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae.
Sardar:2 kg or de do.

This Summer may cross 45 degrees. Many birds die due to lack of water, Please keep...

This Summer may cross 45 degrees. Many birds die due to lack of water,
Please keep bowl of water in balcony, 93% WON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE.
WILL YOU? PLEASE!

Osama bin laden is dead .. :D .. No more terror

Husband to wife:- The one u admire the most is no more... Sad news...
God will give you strength to pass such grief.. God bless....

Osama bin laden is dead .. :D .. No more terror

A cute luv quote: "The path that leads to luv is so narrow that 2

A cute luv quote:
"The path that leads to luv is so narrow that 2 cn't walk on it....
...unless they bcom one..."