Adult humour: husband on honeymoon night

husband on honeymoon night:- hey god, please give me power and
experiance for this special night in my life.

Wife to husband:- hey please ask for power from god, by the god grace,
I have enough experiance.

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Reply sms ; I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name,

I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name, 7,8,3 is bird
name. 6,7,5,3 is organ of face. 1,8,3 is use for student, 9,5,3 is
soap name, rly pls

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Reply sms: X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat

X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat X u will die, rich
needs X, poor has X , X is a 7 letter word Reply if u r genius. What
is X?

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Couple date par the-ladke k baap ne dekh liya

Couple date par the

ladke k baap ne dekh liya

call ki:beta kaha ho?
beta: pracitcal chal raha hai
bap:zara dhyan se!!
Is exam ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.. :D

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Happy mother's day !!!!

A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of her self. And mothers are their daughters' role model, their biological and emotional road map, the arbiter of all their relationships...... Happy mother's day !!!!

Husband was throwing knives on wife's pic.all were missing the target!

Husband ws throwing knives on wife's pic.
al wre missing the target!

Suddenly he recived a call from her:"hi, sach batana kya kar rahe ho?

His honest reply:"Mising u :D

Shadi k pehle...shadi ke bad

Shadi k pehle
Boy: priye tum paadi kya?
Girl:Han raja
Boy: Wah, kya awaz hai, kya smel.
Shadi k baad
Boy: Paadi tu?
G: Han
Boy: Padorri kahiki, Ja hagg k aa...

Sardar sms : A Smart Sardar Waiting At Bus Stop..

A Smart Sardar Waiting At Bus Stop..

One Girl Came On Scooty & Asked-

"Do u Want Lift".?

SARDAR-

"NO Thanks My House is in Ground Floor.!

Reply sms: I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name

I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name, 7,8,3 is bird
name. 6,7,5,3 is organ of face. 1,8,3 is use for student, 9,5,3 is
soap name, rly pls

Srdar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla

Srdar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Srdar:Isme to Kida Nikla h.
Amrudwala:Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae.
Sardar:2 kg or de do.