Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti coz

Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti coz

wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone me koi gadha unke liye engineer ya
docter ban raha hoga

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Adult humour: Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya 4m Korea came 2 darjeeling & opened a Restaurant.

Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya 4m Korea came 2 darjeeling &
opened a Restaurant.

Bt no customer came there,
y?
cz
dey named it

CHU-TIYA RESTAURANT.!

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Wen U Luv U gt Hurt

Wen U Luv
U gt Hurt
Wen U gt Hurt
U Hate
Wen U Hate
U try2 4gt
Wen U try2 4gt U Start Misng
Wen U Start Misin, Evntualy U fal in LUV Again..
Gud mrning

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Sardarji creates a new e-mail id..

Sardarji creates a new e-mail id..
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gmail@sardarji.com
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Hacker diez..
Virus criez..
Google shockz..
Computer blockz..
Sardar rockz.

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Funny quote: "Dear Mother-in-law, Dont teach me how to handle my children.. I

Funny quote:
"Dear Mother-in-law,
Dont teach me how to handle my children.. I m living with one of urs
and he needs alot of improvement...!" ;)

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I have Learnt 2 give "LOVE N CARE"

I have Learnt 2 give
"LOVE N CARE"
Not coz i have too much...
Bt, coz
"I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT
HAVING THEM.."gud nyt swt drmz

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Adult humour: husband on honeymoon night

husband on honeymoon night:- hey god, please give me power and
experiance for this special night in my life.

Wife to husband:- hey please ask for power from god, by the god grace,
I have enough experiance.

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Reply sms ; I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name,

I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name, 7,8,3 is bird
name. 6,7,5,3 is organ of face. 1,8,3 is use for student, 9,5,3 is
soap name, rly pls

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Reply sms: X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat

X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat X u will die, rich
needs X, poor has X , X is a 7 letter word Reply if u r genius. What
is X?

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Couple date par the-ladke k baap ne dekh liya

Couple date par the

ladke k baap ne dekh liya

call ki:beta kaha ho?
beta: pracitcal chal raha hai
bap:zara dhyan se!!
Is exam ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.. :D

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Happy mother's day !!!!

A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of her self. And mothers are their daughters' role model, their biological and emotional road map, the arbiter of all their relationships...... Happy mother's day !!!!