After eating fish, Sardar doesnt drink water. Y...??

After eating fish, Sardar doesnt drink water.
Y...??
Bcoz he fears dat fish will start swimming in his stomach...!!
Hahaha...!!!

Love is like a stapler pin: its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach...

Love is like a stapler pin:
its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach and the

worst is when finaly u r able 2 detach it still leaves d paper damaged.......

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Funny love: Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

:Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

The remaining bcom the Password to the boys email id ..

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Try to make 4 things in your life :

Try to make 4 things in your life :
1. A mind, that never minds
2. A heart,that never hurts.
3. A touch,that never pains.
4. A relation,that never ends..

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Last words said by american soldier to Osama-Bin-Laden..

Last words said by american soldier to
Osama-Bin-Laden..

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Dhhaaappaaaa..:-D

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Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti coz

Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti coz

wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone me koi gadha unke liye engineer ya
docter ban raha hoga

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Adult humour: Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya 4m Korea came 2 darjeeling & opened a Restaurant.

Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya 4m Korea came 2 darjeeling &
opened a Restaurant.

Bt no customer came there,
y?
cz
dey named it

CHU-TIYA RESTAURANT.!

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Wen U Luv U gt Hurt

Wen U Luv
U gt Hurt
Wen U gt Hurt
U Hate
Wen U Hate
U try2 4gt
Wen U try2 4gt U Start Misng
Wen U Start Misin, Evntualy U fal in LUV Again..
Gud mrning

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Sardarji creates a new e-mail id..

Sardarji creates a new e-mail id..
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gmail@sardarji.com
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Hacker diez..
Virus criez..
Google shockz..
Computer blockz..
Sardar rockz.

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Funny quote: "Dear Mother-in-law, Dont teach me how to handle my children.. I

Funny quote:
"Dear Mother-in-law,
Dont teach me how to handle my children.. I m living with one of urs
and he needs alot of improvement...!" ;)

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I have Learnt 2 give "LOVE N CARE"

I have Learnt 2 give
"LOVE N CARE"
Not coz i have too much...
Bt, coz
"I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT
HAVING THEM.."gud nyt swt drmz

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