Father son sms: Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?

Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?
Father:Baap.
Son:Papa, phone kisne banaya?
Father:Graham bell ne.
Son:Uske baap ne kyo nahi banaya? :P

Funny sms: Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,

Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!

Baap (Bade Ghusse Se):

Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??? :O

Ladki:

Patli Pin Wala Charger......! :P

"Chand ka BED","pariyon ka SAPNA",

"Chand ka BED","pariyon ka SAPNA",
taaro ki RAZAAI",
aur" pholon ka TAKIYA",
now comeback 2 earth & sleep on ur"KHATIYA"good night.:-)

Funny Facebook wall: santa ne facebook par account bna lya

santa ne facebook par account bna lya.
Per usko ye samajh nhi aa rha tha k facebook wall pe kya likhe?
bahut sochne k baad usne likha 'yaha peshab karna mana hai :D

Babbar sher : Zor se chali hawa udd gaya dupatta....

Zor se chali hawa udd gaya dupatta,

Wah wah

Zor se chali hawa ud gaya dupatta,

Phir?

Phir kya?

Ruk gayi hawa Or gir gaya dupatta.
Common sense yaar.....

Funny Loose Talk-Bangali Player

punjabi sms :- ek munde nu rehen lai kamra nai mil rhea c

ek munde nu rehen lai kamra nai mil rhea c, ek kudi ne taras kha ke munde nu apne room vich rehn nu keha,munda te kudi ikko kamre vich..ikko bed te...vichkaare sairaana rakh ke saunde c, ek din munda raat nu film dekh ke late aya te darwaza khadaun lagga. Kudi ne darwaza nae kholeya. Munda-darwaza kholengi ya kandh tap ke aava? Kudi-saaleya tere kolo siraana tan tappeya nai gya te kandh tu sawaah tappenga

ek husband apne marriage certificate ko 1

ek husband apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh rha tha.
wife-tussi kya dekh rhe ho? husbnd-expire date dhoond rha hu... saalo
ne likhi nae

After eating fish, Sardar doesnt drink water. Y...??

After eating fish, Sardar doesnt drink water.
Y...??
Bcoz he fears dat fish will start swimming in his stomach...!!
Hahaha...!!!

Love is like a stapler pin: its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach...

Love is like a stapler pin:
its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach and the

worst is when finaly u r able 2 detach it still leaves d paper damaged.......

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Funny love: Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

:Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

The remaining bcom the Password to the boys email id ..

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