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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Reply sms: When u talk me 1st time u felt I'm????

When u talk me 1st time u felt I'm????
a)Serious minded
b)Very naughty
c)Very fndly
d)Too boring
e)Attractive Character
f)Highly reserved
g)Foolish nature
Reply plz!

Excellent quote from hitler:"Never try or beg 4 support 4rm others..

Excellent quote from hitler:

"Never try or beg 4 support 4rm others,

Stand alone & face d life as a race,

den every1 will follow u.."

Sharabi sms: Sharabi Road par pada tha

Sharabi Road par pada tha

policeman-itni Q pee rakhi h

Sarabi-mazburi thi

policemn-kya mazburi thi?

sharabi-botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.:-D;-)

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Father son sms: Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?

Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?
Father:Baap.
Son:Papa, phone kisne banaya?
Father:Graham bell ne.
Son:Uske baap ne kyo nahi banaya? :P

Funny sms: Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,

Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!

Baap (Bade Ghusse Se):

Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??? :O

Ladki:

Patli Pin Wala Charger......! :P

"Chand ka BED","pariyon ka SAPNA",

"Chand ka BED","pariyon ka SAPNA",
taaro ki RAZAAI",
aur" pholon ka TAKIYA",
now comeback 2 earth & sleep on ur"KHATIYA"good night.:-)

Funny Facebook wall: santa ne facebook par account bna lya

santa ne facebook par account bna lya.
Per usko ye samajh nhi aa rha tha k facebook wall pe kya likhe?
bahut sochne k baad usne likha 'yaha peshab karna mana hai :D