Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

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Who will handle my expenses now..?? :D

Awesome conversation:-

Awesome conversation:-
Man to God - Jab nasib me pahle hi sab likh dia gaya hai to hum dua q kare?

God- Ho sakta h nasib me likha ho k mangne pe hi milega!!:-)

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :
1 msg- lets break up now ,its all over dear..
2 msg-"sorry sorry..!!! that was not 4 u..."
:-P

Reply sms: When u talk me 1st time u felt I'm????

When u talk me 1st time u felt I'm????
a)Serious minded
b)Very naughty
c)Very fndly
d)Too boring
e)Attractive Character
f)Highly reserved
g)Foolish nature
Reply plz!

Excellent quote from hitler:"Never try or beg 4 support 4rm others..

Excellent quote from hitler:

"Never try or beg 4 support 4rm others,

Stand alone & face d life as a race,

den every1 will follow u.."

Sharabi sms: Sharabi Road par pada tha

Sharabi Road par pada tha

policeman-itni Q pee rakhi h

Sarabi-mazburi thi

policemn-kya mazburi thi?

sharabi-botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.:-D;-)

Father son sms: Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?

Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?
Father:Baap.
Son:Papa, phone kisne banaya?
Father:Graham bell ne.
Son:Uske baap ne kyo nahi banaya? :P

Funny sms: Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,

Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!

Baap (Bade Ghusse Se):

Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??? :O

Ladki:

Patli Pin Wala Charger......! :P

"Chand ka BED","pariyon ka SAPNA",

"Chand ka BED","pariyon ka SAPNA",
taaro ki RAZAAI",
aur" pholon ka TAKIYA",
now comeback 2 earth & sleep on ur"KHATIYA"good night.:-)

Funny Facebook wall: santa ne facebook par account bna lya

santa ne facebook par account bna lya.
Per usko ye samajh nhi aa rha tha k facebook wall pe kya likhe?
bahut sochne k baad usne likha 'yaha peshab karna mana hai :D

Babbar sher : Zor se chali hawa udd gaya dupatta....

Zor se chali hawa udd gaya dupatta,

Wah wah

Zor se chali hawa ud gaya dupatta,

Phir?

Phir kya?

Ruk gayi hawa Or gir gaya dupatta.
Common sense yaar.....