Select 1 dish, I'll tel u da relation b/w u n me..?

Select 1 dish, I'll tel u da relation b/w u n me..?
pizza
puri
rajma
gobi
tiki
rice
saag
dal
maggi
Reply....!!!! Me.

Humour on petrol hike:Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Husband: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao?
Petrol pump chalte hai.;)

Hav a Gr8 day!!!

Super classic.. "Neither m single nor committed...

Super classic..

"Neither m single nor committed... m simply on reserve,
for the one who deserves.." B-) ;-) :-)

Quote of the day:-Bill Gates Said- I m Not Topper, But Today....

Bill Gates Said-

I m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees..

Reply sms :- Solve the criminal Case

Solve the Case
 
A man was found murdered in Chandni Chowk, Delhi on 26.1.2008 afternoon
 
His wife called police and Police questioned every one
 
Wife: sir, I was sleeping, when the murder took place
 
Cook: I was cooking
 
Gardener; I was picking vegetables
 
House Maid: I went to the post office
 
Children: went to play
 
Neighbors: we went to a marriage
 
Then police arrested the murderer immediately
 
How is it? Reply with the reason
 

Facebook video spam: Dont click on any new video in facebook,

Dont click on any new video in facebook, which says 'omg i cant
believe u r in this video'. it is a spam to steal password. Help
friends by spreading this msg.

Search a beautiful heart but not search a...

Search a beautiful heart but not search a beautiful face because
"Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always
beautiful.

Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

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Who will handle my expenses now..?? :D

Awesome conversation:-

Awesome conversation:-
Man to God - Jab nasib me pahle hi sab likh dia gaya hai to hum dua q kare?

God- Ho sakta h nasib me likha ho k mangne pe hi milega!!:-)

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :
1 msg- lets break up now ,its all over dear..
2 msg-"sorry sorry..!!! that was not 4 u..."
:-P

Reply sms: When u talk me 1st time u felt I'm????

When u talk me 1st time u felt I'm????
a)Serious minded
b)Very naughty
c)Very fndly
d)Too boring
e)Attractive Character
f)Highly reserved
g)Foolish nature
Reply plz!