GUJAR JAYEGE YE PAL YAAD AYEGA YE WAQT

GUJAR JAYEGE YE PAL YAAD AYEGA YE WAQT NA JANE KAHA HONGE HUM JAB
BADAL JAYEGA SAB KOI TO APNA HOGA JISE YAAD RAHENGE HUM.

Select 1 dish, I'll tel u da relation b/w u n me..?

Select 1 dish, I'll tel u da relation b/w u n me..?
pizza
puri
rajma
gobi
tiki
rice
saag
dal
maggi
Reply....!!!! Me.

Humour on petrol hike:Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Husband: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao?
Petrol pump chalte hai.;)

Hav a Gr8 day!!!

Super classic.. "Neither m single nor committed...

Super classic..

"Neither m single nor committed... m simply on reserve,
for the one who deserves.." B-) ;-) :-)

Quote of the day:-Bill Gates Said- I m Not Topper, But Today....

Bill Gates Said-

I m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees..

Reply sms :- Solve the criminal Case

Solve the Case
 
A man was found murdered in Chandni Chowk, Delhi on 26.1.2008 afternoon
 
His wife called police and Police questioned every one
 
Wife: sir, I was sleeping, when the murder took place
 
Cook: I was cooking
 
Gardener; I was picking vegetables
 
House Maid: I went to the post office
 
Children: went to play
 
Neighbors: we went to a marriage
 
Then police arrested the murderer immediately
 
How is it? Reply with the reason
 

Facebook video spam: Dont click on any new video in facebook,

Dont click on any new video in facebook, which says 'omg i cant
believe u r in this video'. it is a spam to steal password. Help
friends by spreading this msg.

Search a beautiful heart but not search a...

Search a beautiful heart but not search a beautiful face because
"Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always
beautiful.

Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

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Who will handle my expenses now..?? :D

Awesome conversation:-

Awesome conversation:-
Man to God - Jab nasib me pahle hi sab likh dia gaya hai to hum dua q kare?

God- Ho sakta h nasib me likha ho k mangne pe hi milega!!:-)

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :
1 msg- lets break up now ,its all over dear..
2 msg-"sorry sorry..!!! that was not 4 u..."
:-P