Zindagi mein boyfrnd/girlfrnd bnana bhi bahut zaruri hai..

Zindagi mein boyfrnd/girlfrnd bnana bhi bahut zaruri hai..
puchhiye kyu?
kyunki zindagi mein KHUSHIYA hie sab kuch nahi hoti...
'KALESH' bhi zaruri hai...

Sardar U.S.A k hotel me murga khane gaya

Sardar U.S.A k hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhool gaya.
Waiter : what do u like to have sir?
Sardar : 1 plate ande k papa please.!

Quote from Guru Granth Sahib. "Teri kismat da likha tere to koi kho nai

Quote frm Guru Granth Sahib.
"Teri kismat da likha tere to koi kho nai sakda..
Je uus di meher hove te tenu o v mil jae jo tera ho nai sakda"

Chain sms: Pas 2 al ur contacts.

Pas 2 al ur contacts.
5 days before a boy died in chennai.Bcoz of atending a cal while his
cel was at charge.dat time he had suddden vibration 2 his heart &
fingers were burnt.
so pls dont attnd cals while charging ur cel. Pls pas 2 al whom u
care. I care 4u.
1 USEFUL MSG IS BETER than MANY 4WARDED Msg.

Funny sms: Sirf 2 log naseeb wale hote hai

Sirf 2 log naseeb wale hote h
1 wo jinko sacha pyar milta h
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2sre wo jin ka kharbuza meetha nikalta hai.

Sas bahu sms: Sita k Vanvas Jane mei bahut Badi hai Seekh,

Sita k Vanvas Jane mei bahut Badi hai Seekh,

Sita k Vanvas jane mei bahut badi hai Seekh,

Ghar mei agar 3-3 Saas ho to,Jungle hi theek...:-P;-):):-D

GUJAR JAYEGE YE PAL YAAD AYEGA YE WAQT

GUJAR JAYEGE YE PAL YAAD AYEGA YE WAQT NA JANE KAHA HONGE HUM JAB
BADAL JAYEGA SAB KOI TO APNA HOGA JISE YAAD RAHENGE HUM.

Select 1 dish, I'll tel u da relation b/w u n me..?

Select 1 dish, I'll tel u da relation b/w u n me..?
pizza
puri
rajma
gobi
tiki
rice
saag
dal
maggi
Reply....!!!! Me.

Humour on petrol hike:Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Husband: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao?
Petrol pump chalte hai.;)

Hav a Gr8 day!!!

Super classic.. "Neither m single nor committed...

Super classic..

"Neither m single nor committed... m simply on reserve,
for the one who deserves.." B-) ;-) :-)

Quote of the day:-Bill Gates Said- I m Not Topper, But Today....

Bill Gates Said-

I m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees..